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WWAWD coworker making up an excuse to move back home with his parents in a different state because the he can't afford the cost of living?

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Cigarette mooches really piss me off.
Back when I smoked, I had this faggot friend who would always try to trade me terrible hand-rolled cigarettes in exchange for real ones. "Yo, I'll give you 3 rollies for a Camel Light." As if I want bits of shitty tobacco in mouth, as it falls apart and burns too fast, and was rolled by his gross dirty hands.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The War Donkey
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Back when I smoked, I had this faggot friend who would always try to trade me terrible hand-rolled cigarettes in exchange for real ones. "Yo, I'll give you 3 rollies for a Camel Light." As if I want bits of shitty tobacco in mouth, as it falls apart and burns too fast, and was rolled by his gross dirty hands.
My buddy's sister's ex rolled his own smokes and I thought it looked like cool cowboy shit and then you'd smoke one and it'd canoe and burn all shitty and it'd dawn on you that he licked the fucking thing.

I started buying navy cuts at one point so people would stop asking me for smokes. You'd get flakes of tobacco in your mouth but I saved money because if someone asked for a cigarette I'd give them one and they'd just give it back because they don't have a filter. Even now if I get a weak pack I just rip the filters off and smoke them backwards.

I need to quit smoking.
 

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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My buddy's sister's ex rolled his own smokes and I thought it looked like cool cowboy shit and then you'd smoke one and it'd canoe and burn all shitty and it'd dawn on you that he licked the fucking thing.

I started buying navy cuts at one point so people would stop asking me for smokes. You'd get flakes of tobacco in your mouth but I saved money because if someone asked for a cigarette I'd give them one and they'd just give it back because they don't have a filter. Even now if I get a weak pack I just rip the filters off and smoke them backwards.

I need to quit smoking.
I havent heard the phrase "canoe" in a long time. Brings me back to being a young goof, canoed joints, when it would be real bad i'd go "wow, National Lampoons Canoe Trip ova hea"
 

chewtoyrapist

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How about those coworkers that are always asking to borrow money? We all make the same wage, gtfo of here.
Even worse are people who make significantly more money than you but complain about how expensive everything is. Maybe look into renting something other than a $4k/mo townhome and drink a $20 bottle of booze instead of the $60 one, I dunno dude.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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My buddy's sister's ex rolled his own smokes and I thought it looked like cool cowboy shit and then you'd smoke one and it'd canoe and burn all shitty and it'd dawn on you that he licked the fucking thing.

I started buying navy cuts at one point so people would stop asking me for smokes. You'd get flakes of tobacco in your mouth but I saved money because if someone asked for a cigarette I'd give them one and they'd just give it back because they don't have a filter. Even now if I get a weak pack I just rip the filters off and smoke them backwards.

I need to quit smoking.
You ever have someone say nevermind when you give them a cig AFTER THEY ASKED because it was the wrong kind? Black guys would do it sometimes if it wasn’t menthol. Why are you assuming that I also smoke what you smoke?
 
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