WWAWD coworker calling you frantically crying because he and his girlfriend had an argument.

[aRTie02150]

I can't believe this happened to me. I thought it was odd that I had 2 missed calls from him within 2 minutes. I call back to see what's up and was asked if I wanted to go for a smoke and walk. I said I was in the middle of doing something and I initially thought the nigga was laughing, but he was actually crying. Talking about how he's fed up with everything and going into an argument etc.

I'm the last person in the world you should come to with problems with your girl. I've made it clear to him at work that I hate 99% of women and my advice will always be to leave them. Especially if they're not pulling their weight in a relationship.

Anyways. That just happened and part of me feels bad but also part of me wants to say "nigga, I told you so."

I hope you're all having a great night.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I try not to get involved but if they call me because they need to get away from her I usually indulge them. It might stop a murder/suicide situation from going down

 

[Turk February]

I didn't even cry when my wife sent me to jail over an argument. This guy sounds pretty weak in the backbone.

 

[BUBBLER]

Is this that gay nigga who thinks he's your friend?

 

[Guest]

I didn't even cry when my wife sent me to jail over an argument. This guy sounds pretty weak in the backbone.

Let’s hear the story pla

 

[Turk February]

Let’s hear the story pla

I've told it before. I was arguing with my live in girlfriend of 3 years. I mumbled "I could smack those words out of your mouth" almost trying to be silly, she used this as an excuse to send me to jail while she looked for an apartment. Our relationship had not been particularly affectionate for a while.

 

[DMbA]

might stop a murder/suicide situation

Let’s hear the story pla

 

[Turk February]

I got a weird message from a stranger last week. It was something like "my girlfriend is crying about you. You need to go to the hospital". Why the fuck is anyone crying about me? I don't cry about me. So I confronted the girlfriend. "Yeah, sorry he can be a little dramatic".

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'd be annoyed if one of my friends did that. If a coworker did it I'd probably just hang up and if he brought it up I'd be like "Yeah, don't do that again." Everyone's got their own shit going on. It wouldn't even occur to me to call somebody for the express purpose of laying my problems on them. Doubly for people I'm not extremely close to.

People also need to realize that if you're having relationship problems of any caliber, it may feel like the end of the world to you but it is FUCK ALL to literally anybody else in the world. Everybody's been there and yeah it sucks but nobody cares because why the fuck would they? You'll find another bitch to fuck you over eventually.

 

[Turk February]

I'd be annoyed if one of my friends did that. If a coworker did it I'd probably just hang up and if he brought it up I'd be like "Yeah, don't do that again." Everyone's got their own shit going on. It wouldn't even occur to me to call somebody for the express purpose of laying my problems on them. Doubly for people I'm not extremely close to.

People also need to realize that if you're having relationship problems of any caliber, it may feel like the end of the world to you but it is FUCK ALL to literally anybody else in the world. Everybody's been there and yeah it sucks but nobody cares because why the fuck would they? You'll find another bitch to fuck you over eventually.

I'm such a fag is listen attentively and give advice. I wouldn't care but I'd just do it as a courtesy.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I guess I'm just a dumb fag that way

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I can't believe this happened to me. I thought it was odd that I had 2 missed calls from him within 2 minutes. I call back to see what's up and was asked if I wanted to go for a smoke and walk. I said I was in the middle of doing something and I initially thought the nigga was laughing, but he was actually crying. Talking about how he's fed up with everything and going into an argument etc.

I'm the last person in the world you should come to with problems with your girl. I've made it clear to him at work that I hate 99% of women and my advice will always be to leave them. Especially if they're not pulling their weight in a relationship.

Anyways. That just happened and part of me feels bad but also part of me wants to say "nigga, I told you so."

I hope you're all having a great night.

You gotta be there for Craig

 

[Cuphead]

Sounds like a real...


















FAGGOT

 

[Turk February]

One thing Alcoholics Anonymous unintentionally trains you to do is to always listen to men who are crying and to have some kind of patronizing advice. I've been a member (not a good one) since I was 19.

 

[aRTie02150]

This fella is similar to me in the sense that he's not from the area. He moved here just over a year ago with the girlfriend he's fighting with.

The fact you'd move out of state while in a relationship that isn't a marriage is just plain stupid. I can see how that variable can make his current situation worse for sure. I can only assume it was the same situation in his home state. He was likely paying 80% of the living expenses as she was sitting around playing with Instagram and Tiktok and working 15 hours a week.

 

[Turk February]

"well just play the tape to the end. What happens if you apologize? What happens if you break up? You will be intact either way. You have to think about you" sort of bullshit.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm such a fag is listen attentively and give advice. I wouldn't care but I'd just do it as a courtesy.

I know it's selfish to think this way, but I'd be thinking of all the times I almost died or really could've used some form of help and never asked for any and this motherfucker I don't particularly give a shit about is calling me in tears over an argument with a woman.

I'll courteously sit and listen to my friends' bullshit but I get those thoughts with them too. The time I got stabbed in one hand by a woman who would punch me in the face and give me shiners all the time, when they found out about it it was just like "Lol, you're an animal, Abe." No, shitheads, I'm actually in a pretty horribly abusive relationship and I'll probably end up being killed if it continues. Thanks for caring. I'll be sure to really give a shit next time you're all bent out of shape over some guy liking a bunch of slutty pictures of your chick on social media you fucking bitch.

 

[Turk February]

This fella is similar to me in the sense that he's not from the area. He moved here just over a year ago with the girlfriend he's fighting with.

The fact you'd move out of state while in a relationship that isn't a marriage is just plain stupid. I can see how that variable can make his current situation worse for sure. I can only assume it was the same situation in his home state. He was likely paying 80% of the living expenses as she was sitting around playing with Instagram and Tiktok and working 15 hours a week.

I've moved countries. Literally on the opposite end of the world with a bitch I wasn't married to. It's how I got homeless.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

One thing Alcoholics Anonymous unintentionally trains you to do is to always listen to men who are crying and to have some kind of patronizing advice. I've been a member (not a good one) since I was 19.

The "sponsor" thing has always seemed retarded to me.

"I'm not your fucking mother. Why do you need me to tell you to do something you know you shouldn't do. Are you that stupid?"

 

[aRTie02150]

You gotta be there for Craig

Lol I was watching the crows yesterday and they were bathing in some water and I likely looked like a complete nutcase giggling at how silly they look when they're cleaning themselves in water. They splash around adorably. I kind of want to bring a small baking pan and pour them a bath when I visit. It was the first time I've ever seen them take bath and they were clearly having a blast.