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I think it play bruddy good.
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Wanna know why your bishop doesnt reaaally look like a bishop...or your knight is not really a knight, but a horse...or the king and queen and pawns all have no faces...I think it play bruddy good.
I've won multiple ten dollar bets on the strength of whether or not that was a rule. That and casting long.WWAWD en passant?
Yeah but we play a better ruleset where the queen is a fucking monster and there's no stupid elephantsWanna know why your bishop doesnt reaaally look like a bishop...or your knight is not really a knight, but a horse...or the king and queen and pawns all have no faces...
Because chess is Islamic and Muslims don't depict faces (Mohammed cartoon fatwas eg)...and when the Muslims introduced chess to the Europeans, they just copy it like chinks without innovating and making European itty bitty lego pieces (which you would expect them doing post renaissance, but this cultural exchanged happened when Euros were still humble).
Turing's gambit, huh? A man of culture.I tend to play a pretty unconventional opening where I start with a pawn to E4 followed by a queen to E2, then I try to get my bishops into the hole of my penis
Ah yes I’ve heard of this play. I prefer the queens gambit which is where you pick the queen up off the board in between your bare ass cheeks and drop it into your opponents open mouthI tend to play a pretty unconventional opening where I start with a pawn to E4 followed by a queen to E2, then I try to get my bishops into the hole of my penis
I can barely stay around a1700 ELO on lichess. I made it up to 1802 once but couldn't hold onto it for long.I suck at it but I still play.
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