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WWAWD Burt Reynolds' Tallywacker (1972)

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"Reynolds stretches across two full pages of the April 1972 issue of Cosmopolitan. He's got a smirk on his face, a limp cigarillo dangles from his lips, and a fuzzy bearskin rug is underneath his also-fuzzy body. His arm is strategically placed in front of his "tallywacker," as Reynolds later called it.

In his memoir, My Life, Reynolds wrote that he found it strange how women reacted to him after the April 1972 issue hit stands. "Standing ovations turned into burlesque show hoots and catcalls," he wrote. "They cared more about my pubes than they did the play."

It really isn't stange how women's lib turned ladies into sluts.

On a related note, I found out what Patreeky's been up to---historical reenactments:

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Artie, tired of the accusations of humorlessness, decided to put a comedic spin on it featuring himself:

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Then our own Jenna Ortego decided he had to one-up everybody like usual:

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Personally, I always had a thing for the gopher from Caddyshack. He had an alluring charisma:

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