WWAWD br00tal dreams?

[alkiefuck2]

I need to lay off the booze lol, feel like a douche posting this.. butt fuck it.

I literally woke up from a dream where I was in a social event with a buffet-style line, and some black dude cut me in line, and I cut him back and give him an entire speech on how blacks are inferior and won't behave or own up to their actions. He then started throwing food and salt shakers at me, and I followed him to his table and yelled at him some more about how blacks are inferior.
A few min later his women came over to my table and told me to look at her and proceeded to spray some liquid in a can on herself (pepper spray?) and blamed me to get me in trouble.
I looked at her and told her the spray pattern (it was on her shirt) made it obvious that she sprayed it on herself and called her a dumb nigger again. There is no fucking way this shit is good for my mental health or outlook on life.

 

[Stent]

Seems very familiar...

 

[The Shah of Iran]

Fuckin' some darkie's fuckin cut us in line an ahm like that "here you, you're no supposed tae be here" Starts chucking shite aboot like a fuckin' radge so ah follows 'im tae sit doon an say's "here you, you're no supposed tae be here."
Then some lassie fires up an showers hersel in fuckin' shite an says "ah'm gonnae tell them that wiz yous" and ah'm like that "m8" and then ah says "here you, you're no supposed tae be here".

Ah'm losin' the fuckin' plot m8.

 

[alkiefuck2]

Fuckin' some darkie's fuckin cut us in line an ahm like that "here you, you're no supposed tae be here" Starts chucking shite aboot like a fuckin' radge so ah follows 'im tae sit doon an say's "here you, you're no supposed tae be here."
Then some lassie fires up an showers hersel in fuckin' shite an says "ah'm gonnae tell them that wiz yous" and ah'm like that "m8" and then ah says "here you, you're no supposed tae be here".

Ah'm losin' the fuckin' plot m8.

Vurry good, however "here you", should be "hawl you". Lets do better next time x

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I just realized that I've never had a dream with a black person in it

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

I just realized that I've never had a dream with a black person in it

Yeah we've had a thread like this before.
The majority of us just naturally don't have black people enter our dreams.

That means you're really dark OP. Literally, you're prob Mexican or something

 

[alkiefuck2]

Yeah we've had a thread like this before.
The majority of us just naturally don't have black people enter our dreams.

That means you're really dark OP. Literally, you're prob Mexican or something

 

[Turk February]

My trick is making real life so horrifying that no dream can ever bother me.

 

[The Shah of Iran]

Vurry good, however "here you", should be "hawl you". Lets do better next time x

 

[Niggerotchi]

Blacks aren't capable of reaching the astral plane.

 

[alkiefuck2]

Ever been tae Flamingo Land, hen? Cracking rides.. a'll show ye a good time sweetheart, nae need tae worry aboot 'at.

Nice to see Hearts doing well btw, 0 wins, pumped in the qualifiers.. big oof my man.
Mon the killa khun!

Should've been born in Glasgow, but your parents fucked up!

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

Every time I hit onaforums on my phone, it defaults to the DMAN copy paste of this story followed by @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda WWAWD duendes comment.

That's all I have to add

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

I just realized that I've never had a dream with a black person in it

Because then it would be a nightmare

 

[RoTheHo69]

Seems very familiar...

Yeah I heard this one already.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Yeah we've had a thread like this before.

Nah this is the exact same copypasta. The spray pattern and shit.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Blacks aren't capable of reaching the astral plane.

I hope you're right because getting to heaven and seeing a bunch of 80 iqs.... sheeeeeit

 

[lil chud]

This probably did happen, but you were so drunk you thought it was a dream.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

I had a couple the other night. I was going to the movies with my wife and had to fight our way to the theater literally breaking bones and fucking people up fights until this big fat guy with nail heads sticking out of his stomach wants to fight. I jump into a go cart with my chihuahua and out run him.