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Couldn't tell ya the last time I had a hand up my ass to be honest with ya.
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Does your husband like it too?I have a Cleansense bidet seat on my toilet and it’s amazing.
An asshole is just a bidet for Flavia’s mouth funster.A bidet is just a sink for your asshole. Comment, Dan?
The fancy ones blow dry and have robot arms that target your asshole with perfectly warmed water. They even have modes for cleaning ladies twats if they’re on the rag. I see the best ones in Asia but I’m afraid to use them because I don’t know what the buttons do.Do they blow dry or are you walking away with a soaked asshole?
One button might broadcast your anus to people in Shibuya Crossing.The fancy ones blow dry and have robot arms that target your asshole with perfectly warmed water. They even have modes for cleaning ladies twats if they’re on the rag. I see the best ones in Asia but I’m afraid to use them because I don’t know what the buttons do.
An asshole is just a bidet for Flavia’s mouth funster.
Get one with heated seat and heated water. Costco currently sells a decent one for $200.
Anyone saying it’s gay must love smearing shit around their asshole with a thin piece of paper. Personally I’d rather my hands not go anywhere near it.
I want one but i'd never tell anyone I had one. It makes it seem like you want your asshole eaten, which I do.Legit one of the best investments I've ever made. I'll never be without one again. My friends all make fun of me for having it like I'm a fag or something and my dad looked like he was disgusted and thinking about hitting me when he saw it. Like he caught me getting fucked in the ass or something. Genuine anger.
Hey, dumbfucks: my asshole is clean enough to eat off of, you're walking around with shit in your butt and having to sneak off to scratch your itchy asshole. Anyone who thinks it's gay is a fucking retard. It's as good as showering but you don't have to get your whole body wet. It's a shower for your asshole.
I want to get one just to invite my dad over and have him make fun of me.Legit one of the best investments I've ever made. I'll never be without one again. My friends all make fun of me for having it like I'm a fag or something and my dad looked like he was disgusted and thinking about hitting me when he saw it. Like he caught me getting fucked in the ass or something. Genuine anger.
Hey, dumbfucks: my asshole is clean enough to eat off of, you're walking around with shit in your butt and having to sneak off to scratch your itchy asshole. Anyone who thinks it's gay is a fucking retard. It's as good as showering but you don't have to get your whole body wet. It's a shower for your asshole.
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