WWAWD Being a Chad

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Look, I know it must be hard for you fat slobbos, but us super alpha Chads experience extreme difficulty in our everyday lives due to how stunning we look. I was crossing the street the other day and there was a minimum of five fender benders by female drivers who were rubbernecking my ass. I have been trying to get a diagnosis on a... thing...for a while now and each and every time I get a female doctor who is so smitten by me she can do nothing but drool over me as they try to open my pants. It's starting to get infected, and I fear if I don't find a straight male doctor soon that it may go untreated but every time I go into the hospital they see me coming and assign a female doctor to help me and purposefully keep all the male doctors away from me.

You don't know how difficult my everyday life is since I'm so handsome.

 

[StlakerFatti]

nice! i have to drive expensive exotic cars, wear gold watches and jewelry etc to get similar attention now that i'm almost 35. but it's a real hassle to daily-drive a Countach or F40.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Try using internet lingo in real life without having the authorities doing a wellness check.