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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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WWAW your piss smelling terrible after eating Asparagus?
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How does that conversation go?
"Hey babe, I don't feel grossed out anymore when you urinate in my mouth. Could you eat asparagus beforehand? Thanks honey. Oh by the way, don't forget Emma has her clarinet recital this Thursday."
It goes with her gagging, choking and spitting out the mouthful of piss and me slapping her for spilling my precious gift and telling her to clean it up with her hair.
Didja know: not everyone can smell the asparagus stink in pee.
Sugar Smacks have the same effect for whatever reason. Think they turn your piss diabetic.
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Who said romance is dead
Pro tip: flush your toilet using the handle on the cistern every few days and your house is less likely to reek of piss.
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I'll never get why women like being choked during sex. I get why I like choking them at least.
I once spanked a girl and she had an emotional breakdown. I think the only way a woman could have that effect on me is if I had my dick in her ass and she turned round to do a pitch perfect Christopher Walken in Pulp Fiction impression.
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What do you mean by emotional breakdown?
Inconsolable full-body shuddering while crying and that kind of thing. Her neighbor molested her when she was 14 and I think I unlocked that trauma with a couple of red handprints on her rump.
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Did you finish?
No, but at least I didn't waste any of my piss in her mouth.
Love a good asparagus piss
getting choked can be fun
I've found that when I eat a 12.5oz can of chicken my piss will smell like chicken and when I eat a 12oz can of bbq pulled pork my piss smells like pulled pork; it's quite a pleasant aroma.
I pissed on a long-term girl-thing in the middle of a shower. It was funny, not sexual, but MAN she blew the fuck up. Damn, bitch, there's soap six inches from your fucking head, wash it off if it bugs you that much.