WWAW Women you wished you’d fucked before punching out

[Patrick O'Neal]

My prime shagging years are behind me now. I had a good run!

But if I’m completely honest I do kind of regret:

No black women (not racist, just lack of opportunity. I’m sorry sisters!)
No female comedians (Ester Ku, it’s still not too late!)
No Russians (For some reason this one bothers me. I guess there’s still time to do a JDA and put in a mail order, idk)

I think that’s it! I guess I’m 3 good fucks away from hanging my dick on the back of the bedroom door and just leaving it there...

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I wish I could have jerked off Norm's delicious hog under the queensboro bridge for 15 dollars a pop, now I have to settle on Adam Egret.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

No Orientals, I could have but had a gf at the time
No Russians, they were behind the iron curtain when I was available.

 

[guest]

Im thinking my punching-out decade will be sometime in the late 2030s/2040s.

 

[guest]

Black women (not racist, just lack of opportunity. I’m sorry sisters!)

Ew. Nigger loving faggot.

 

[Stent]

I thought you meant punching the women out. Now I got nothing to contribute.

 

[guest]

I thought you meant punching the women out. Now I got nothing to contribute.

Amy Schumer would be awesome to punch in the face.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Ew. Nigger loving faggot.

Paging @captain_kamala

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I wouldn't know. I crush puss on the reg and even treated this new bitch I'm seeing to an early Valentines Day date. She gave it up that night

 

[guest]

I wouldn't know. I crush puss on the reg and even treated this new bitch I'm seeing to an early Valentines Day date. She gave it up that night




























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Dude if that's really your room I don't even have the words inside of me to articulate how much I want you to die

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Dude if that's really your room I don't even have the words inside of me to articulate how much I want you to die

I'm sorry