WWAW Vegan Food?

[NotHomeRunCumia]

Had vegan Chinese at this place in Cleveland earlier and NGL it was pretty fawkin good! Best poop i've had in years too!

 

[Uncle Floyd]

It can't compare to the real thing, but I've had vegan alternatives that aren't total shit. For New Yorkers, there's a vegan place called Quantum Leap in the Village (a block or two east of the Cellar) where I used to take hippie/granola type chicks when I was courting them. Not sure if it's still around, tho.

 

[NotHomeRunCumia]

It can't compare to the real thing, but I've had vegan alternatives that aren't total shit. For New Yorkers, there's a vegan place called Quantum Leap in the Village (a block or two east of the Cellar) where I used to take hippie/granola type chicks when I was courting them. Not sure if it's still around, tho.

For sure, can't beat the real thing. The kung pao chicken was the best i've ever had though, by far! It was so spicy it drained my sinuses lol! I didn't want to eat it TBH, but I let my date decide where to eat so there wouldn't be an issue, because they are strict vegan... We had vegan pizza Sunday as well, but it was kinda meh, not good but not bad either.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

For sure, can't beat the real thing. The kung pao chicken was the best i've ever had though, by far! It was so spicy it drained my sinuses lol! I didn't want to eat it TBH, but I let my date decide where to eat so there wouldn't be an issue, because they are strict vegan... We had vegan pizza Sunday as well, but it was kinda meh, not good but not bad either.

They can figure out how to make a vegan burger that's decent but haven't figured out cheese.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I had an apple once and it was pretty good.

 

[NotHomeRunCumia]

They can figure out how to make a vegan burger that's decent but haven't figured out cheese.

My friend told me there was good pizza without cheese so i figured i'd try it at least once, but no, pizza needs cheese... lol

 

[New Name]

Just lie and say it’s vegan like cartman did

 

[BUBBLER]

It can't compare to the real thing, but I've had vegan alternatives that aren't total shit. For New Yorkers, there's a vegan place called Quantum Leap in the Village (a block or two east of the Cellar) where I used to take hippie/granola type chicks when I was courting them. Not sure if it's still around, tho.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

You mean vegetables? Yeah, they're alright

 

[UnPRePared]

I once ate a carrot.

Very quickly, before a picture could be snapped.

 

[NotHomeRunCumia]

I once ate a carrot.

Very quickly, before a picture could be snapped.

What's up, Doc?

 

[Jizz]

I tell my chick not to even tell me if something is vegetarian because then I won't like it. #Ruizing

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I ordered a vegan "chili" by mistake one time and it was the most retarded and disgusting thing ever. It generally tasted like shit all around but it had little pieces of tofu floating in it and it had pieces of goddamned hot, mushy bananas in it. As soon as a chunk of slimy fucking melted banana hit my mouth I went back into the place and put it on the counter and left.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

I ordered a vegan "chili" by mistake one time and it was the most retarded and disgusting thing ever. It generally tasted like shit all around but it had little pieces of tofu floating in it and it had pieces of goddamned hot, mushy bananas in it. As soon as a chunk of slimy fucking melted banana hit my mouth I went back into the place and put it on the counter and left.

Plantains in distress!

 

[BUBBLER]

I ordered a vegan "chili" by mistake one time and it was the most retarded and disgusting thing ever. It generally tasted like shit all around but it had little pieces of tofu floating in it and it had pieces of goddamned hot, mushy bananas in it. As soon as a chunk of slimy fucking melted banana hit my mouth I went back into the place and put it on the counter and left.

One of my favorite chilis is a local joint vegan one

You just live in a shithole with not enough hipsters

 

[UnPRePared]

I ordered a vegan "chili" by mistake one time and it was the most retarded and disgusting thing ever. It generally tasted like shit all around but it had little pieces of tofu floating in it and it had pieces of goddamned hot, mushy bananas in it. As soon as a chunk of slimy fucking melted banana hit my mouth I went back into the place and put it on the counter and left.

I've had the opposite experience - not sure if they used certain curries or what, but it was beans and lentils, and it was excellent.

It was a random afternoon jaunt before a show many years ago, some vegan-centric place, I think around Leipzig or Hamburg... Honestly it was so long ago, they probably don't exist anymore, but I loved that chili.