Have a shit ton of better boys at the moment.
Eating them like apples.
Eating them like apples.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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WWAW Tomatoes?
- Thread starter ThePepsiColaRapist
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Summer BLTs--one of the best foods in this brothaman's opinion. 
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Love em but remember team. Like oranges, smell em before you buy em! If they don't smell of anything they won't taste of anything!
Thank you, Marco.
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There wasn't enough weary apathy for that to be a Marco comment.
They're my favorite vegetable
Rather disappointing crop this year.
All in wit da tomatoes. A favorite healthy snack of mine is to quarter it, light drizzle of olive oil, light salt and pepper. I judge faggots that won’t eat a raw tomato “cus of the texture”. My brother is one of these. Faggot.
Same here. Not sure my garden gets enough sun, so the tomatoes take nearly all season to grow but, fuuuuck, they're tasty when they finally come in.
Just ordered some Black Prince seeds hope to get a late harvest in. Switching up to IBC gardening for maximum gayness.
I love them, but they ruin sandwiches sometimes.
They’re good on things when they’re fresh, but I hate eating most canned salsas and pasta sauce because if I get a soggy chunk of tomato in my mouth I’ll vomit
ur guys' gay ass band threads made me assume there was really a group called The Tomatoes
You like the tomatoes
You don't like sopranos. This is horsht brotherman.
You don't like sopranos. This is horsht brotherman.
Nothing gay bout that faggot.
I should be shot in the mouth with a shit gun.
That's Jim Norton foreshadowing his next encounter with a prostitute, Dan.
Ate one like an apple today with my chick on the beach in Thassos, Greece. Highly recommend.
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Nigger.