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WWAW Toby Soprano’s various goomars?

Harry Powell

Lyndon Evans Superfan
Personally the sexiest one to me was Valentina, BUT if I could only pick one?

Fawkin’ Svetlana brotherman! Real-ass bitch. She never went about in great pity for herself.

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Harry Powell

Lyndon Evans Superfan
Irina was the hottest one by a mile. I would have banged her forever if I was him.
Irina was hot but also insane, like all of his other women she would lead to your inevitable destruction. Look what happened to Zellman when he got involved with her.

Svetlana was a real woman. She was respectable on a personal level. Even if she fucked around with Tony behind Bill’s back, she was the type of bitch I would marry.
 

Mick_Mickerson

Which way?! Medium or well done?
Yeah the mafia chick was hot. Always laughed at Tony's dream of rogering her dressed as a Roman centurion
Am I the only one that never has those Hollywood type dreams? For example, I'll have a sex dream but it'll never be in a symbolic costume or in a symbolic place.

And I know not goomars, but the only women in that show who are marriage material are Chairmaine (Madonn' that body) and Jeannie Cusamono (who is underrated hot in that show--in other things she is glammed out)
 

Mick_Mickerson

Which way?! Medium or well done?
I'm all in wit da blonde


It's got to be surreal being cast as a character like that secretary. On the one hand, any part on a show like the Sopranos is a huge win for a new actor and an accomplishment.

On the other, are you really going to tell your parents and friends to tune in just to see you get railed for 4 seconds doggy style?
 

Harry Powell

Lyndon Evans Superfan
My favourite episode is when cringe "alpha" Tony fucked Pat's sweet pink hole

Brotherman I really wanted to keep you unblocked. I wanted to hear your thoughts on this brunette bitch being added as a pilot in rebuild 2.0, but I just can’t take this dudes asshole again.

How do you see it all the time to post it without it effecting you? It’s gonna take you to a dark place brotherman.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

I Am Racist Man Leader of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
Personally the sexiest one to me was Valentina, BUT if I could only pick one?

Fawkin’ Svetlana brotherman! Real-ass bitch. She never went about in great pity for herself.

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She was the most overall attractive because she wasn't crazy/needy like the rest. Gloria was hot but I dated a girl who looked like her and was as crazy, so it kinda freaked me out, but she played nuts well
 

Harry Powell

Lyndon Evans Superfan
She was the most overall attractive because she wasn't crazy/needy like the rest. Gloria was hot but I dated a girl who looked like her and was as crazy, so it kinda freaked me out, but she played nuts well
She even breaks it off with Tony, because he’s too fawkin’ needy for her.

A woman like that, she had every excuse in the world to be a piece of shit, and she didn’t. She just kept doing what she needed to do. She didn’t need a man to give her life meaning. Fawk, I need to find a crippled Russian
 
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