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I thought of spitting on you when i saw this, Baconster.If they ever tried that with me they’d be leaving in a body bag and they know that, of course.
No bacon shows up for work determined to make a friend and get invited out with the guys He creeps out of his hole in the basement and barges into the break room “hey my dudes, who’s watching the sports ball tonight” the break room goes silent, no bacon turns red and runs back to his hole, “fuck those guys, I didnt want to go out for drinks with a bunch of sinners and anyway, I’d much rather go home by myself and o.d on my psycho drugs” sound about right.I thought of spitting on you when i saw this, Baconster.
I thought of spitting on you when i saw this, Baconster.
Is the height allowing you to wear adipose tissue well?I'm a 6’1” Army vet and I handle a knife very well – try me.
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