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WWAW the Hitler youth undercut haircut
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It's pfg cause you can leave it high and tight or do the more hipster approaches and it all just kinda works. I just get it and then let my hair grow out until I hate it and then restart from that square one. Works alright.
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Hitler youth did nothing wrong
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Me too, I’m getting into my mid 30s and noticing the top of my head isn’t as thick as it used to be, it’s not really a problem yet but it might eventually, the undercut is a slippery slope to a future comb over. I need to remain vigilante.
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I feel like it'd look stupid on me because when I comb my hair back when it's short it gets all puffy and weird looking, it's never like flat on my head. and as I grow it out it gets progressively curly. I don't want to shellac my hair with whatever product every day like some Latina skank either. I'm a man, goddammit.
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That's my haircut. I didn't know it was some Hitler thing. Good, I guess. Who cares.
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what kinda of jerk would get a hair cut like that? [/Stockton]
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Kirkland Minoxidil. A six-month supply is like $30 on Amazon and it works great.
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Doesn’t it cause issues, side effects like limp dick?
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My Dad’s friend who was a butcher was a Hitler youth. Hated kikes till the day he died. Great butcher too, would always give me meat and cheese slices to snack on while him and Dad talked. Especially impressive since he only had one arm.
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I haven't had any side effects but I only apply it once per day(directions recommend twice per day.) Propecia is the hair loss treatment that can cause limp dick. Minoxidil is a vasodilator so if you get some, don't touch your piece after using it or might end up with a hairy dick that is constantly raging.
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My hair's fine but I might get some of this shit just to rub all over my dick. I think I want a werewolf dick.
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My shit looks terrible any longer than a 1 guard, so I just keep it shaved. My hair just stays standing up no matter how long it gets. I tried to get that white faggot part-down-the-middle haircut when I was a kid in the 90s but I just ended up looking like Eraserhead
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It looks cool, boy. I'm sorry you're so black.
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I'm trying to grow out a wicked sick mullet, but my barber really motherfucked me and cut it all off after I specifically told him "just clean up the sides and don't take too much off the back". He does a good job, he's quick and it looks nice, but it still makes me fawkin brooooood. Won't see him no more. For at least six months, anyway. My shit was lush.
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dude thats a bowl cut
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It actually gets results? Not just placebo?