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WWAW the hernias?

Torque’sHeadBump

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Anybody here had one? I think I have one above my right nut, discovered the other day when I was loading a suitcase into my car and felt this pain in my groin.

Obviously I’ll have to get this surgery to fix it, but have brotthamen here dealt with them? If I lay flat on my back I can reset it, but I noticed lately it keeps popping out.

I’ll hang up and wait. Maybe one of you fellas can come kiss it and make it better??
 

Torque’sHeadBump

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can’t relate but that sucks, brothaman.
It’s really fawkin annoying. I was convinced it was some gastro issue because it almost feels like you have a small pinch in your gut and you just have to let it pass. But since the other day I realize now it is actually a hernia, I have faggot muscles that can’t hold my guts in so now I have to pay with a pain in my right ball.

I am traveling home for the holidays so I can’t fix it now, I just have to walk around grabbing my nuts and pushing it back up. Booze helps dull the pain
 

Former Prez Gerald Ford

Come over and we’ll have nachos. And some beer.
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I had an inguinal hernia years ago, not sure if it’s the same type as yours, mine was right above my groin on the right side it looked like a giant bubble. I was still smoking cigarettes at the time and had a nasty lung infection.. I was hacking and choking like Bobby’s dad on the Sopranos and I felt it go pop one day during a coughing fit and I knew immediately I had herniated myself. The surgery was a quick outpatient I was in the hospital for less than 2 hours and got some good meds for the pain. The incision looked pretty nasty at first but it healed up well and my pubic hair hides the scar.. I was told it may pop out again but this was close to 5 years ago now and I’ve had no issues with it since.
 

CQ Beans

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It’s really fawkin annoying. I was convinced it was some gastro issue because it almost feels like you have a small pinch in your gut and you just have to let it pass. But since the other day I realize now it is actually a hernia, I have faggot muscles that can’t hold my guts in so now I have to pay with a pain in my right ball.

I am traveling home for the holidays so I can’t fix it now, I just have to walk around grabbing my nuts and pushing it back up. Booze helps dull the pain
Brothaman, find a doc who specializes in internal medicine. That’s the key.
 

Africa.com

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I thought I had one of da abdominal ones. Nothing came through the abdominal wall but for about three weeks if I move a certain way it felt like a muscle was pulling itself apart. Broooodal. It was right after I pulled a muscle in my back so I figured I was compensating but haven't felt it for a few months. WWAWD perils of being a blue collar workin stiff?
 

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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Pretty sure i've got one behind my belly button. It fuckin hurts sometimes. Feels like my guts are going to dump outta there on occasion.
 
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