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WWAW The Beekeeper?

CorradoSoprano4

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I'm getting really sick of seeing Jason Statham making the same movie over and over again.

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The story revolves around a quiet, enigmatic man who forms a close bond with his neighbor, a divorced woman and her daughter. This connection is reminiscent of his own late wife and daughter, who tragically died in a car accident.

When the daughter is kidnapped due to her father's debt with the Russian Mafia, the protagonist, played by Jason Statham, feels compelled to rescue her. Throughout the course of the rescue mission, it is revealed that he has a past affiliation with the CIA, and the truth about his wife and daughter's demise is unveiled - they actually died from laughter while watching Rich Vos perform at the Lark Street Tavern, in Albany, New York.
 
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Former Prez Gerald Ford

Come over and we’ll have nachos. And some beer.
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I'm getting really sick of seeing Jason Statham making the same movie over and over again.

Let me guess: The story revolves around a quiet, enigmatic man who forms a close bond with his neighbor, a divorced woman and her daughter. This connection is reminiscent of his own late wife and daughter, who tragically died in a car accident. When the daughter is kidnapped due to her father's debt with the Russian Mafia, the protagonist, played by Jason Statham, feels compelled to rescue her. Throughout the course of the rescue mission, it is revealed that he has a past affiliation with the CIA, and the truth about his wife and daughter's demise is unveiled - they actually died from laughter while watching a comedy show in Albany, New York.
Faaaawk you really had me goin there
 

PogromStallone

Give Me Some Money
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I'm getting really sick of seeing Jason Statham making the same movie over and over again.

Let me guess:
The story revolves around a quiet, enigmatic man who forms a close bond with his neighbor, a divorced woman and her daughter. This connection is reminiscent of his own late wife and daughter, who tragically died in a car accident.

When the daughter is kidnapped due to her father's debt with the Russian Mafia, the protagonist, played by Jason Statham, feels compelled to rescue her. Throughout the course of the rescue mission, it is revealed that he has a past affiliation with the CIA, and the truth about his wife and daughter's demise is unveiled - they actually died from laughter while watching Rich Vos perform at the Lark Street Tavern, in Albany, New York.
Kind of. Stathan plays a beekeeper that forms a close bond with an old lady who commits suicide after she gets scammed out of all her money. So he goes on a revenge tour, the money trail takes him to the white house. At one point an FBI agent, daughter of suicide lady, talks to an arson survivor, she doesn't know he's a bad guy, and says "nice shirt, did you get that off of a corpse, you dogfucker?".
 
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Cptbaldopie

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I'm getting really sick of seeing Jason Statham making the same movie over and over again.

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The story revolves around a quiet, enigmatic man who forms a close bond with his neighbor, a divorced woman and her daughter. This connection is reminiscent of his own late wife and daughter, who tragically died in a car accident.

When the daughter is kidnapped due to her father's debt with the Russian Mafia, the protagonist, played by Jason Statham, feels compelled to rescue her. Throughout the course of the rescue mission, it is revealed that he has a past affiliation with the CIA, and the truth about his wife and daughter's demise is unveiled - they actually died from laughter while watching Rich Vos perform at the Lark Street Tavern, in Albany, New York.
I'm a suckered for a Jason Statham movie
 

CuntFucker

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I'm a suckered for a Jason Statham movie
zelda.jpg
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
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I'm getting really sick of seeing Jason Statham making the same movie over and over again.

Let me guess:
The story revolves around a quiet, enigmatic man who forms a close bond with his neighbor, a divorced woman and her daughter. This connection is reminiscent of his own late wife and daughter, who tragically died in a car accident.

When the daughter is kidnapped due to her father's debt with the Russian Mafia, the protagonist, played by Jason Statham, feels compelled to rescue her. Throughout the course of the rescue mission, it is revealed that he has a past affiliation with the CIA, and the truth about his wife and daughter's demise is unveiled - they actually died from laughter while watching Rich Vos perform at the Lark Street Tavern, in Albany, New York.
Wrath of Man was pretty entertaining and kept me guessing. Scott Eastwood was basically an evil version of all his dad's characters
 

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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I'm a suckered for a Jason Statham movie
I could watch him just tell people to fuck off for 2 hours. They're mindless movies where he's indestructible and can kill anyone.

It was better than that piece of shit no laughing at Beverley hills cop movie I watched the night before. Oh axel went out for smokes and never came back? Let's make a movie about it.
 
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