This movie was insane, people are making bee references throughout the entire fucking thing. At one point Jeremy Irons goes on about how society wouldn't function without bees. It was pretty great.
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WWAW The Beekeeper?
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I'm getting really sick of seeing Jason Statham making the same movie over and over again.
Let me guess:
The story revolves around a quiet, enigmatic man who forms a close bond with his neighbor, a divorced woman and her daughter. This connection is reminiscent of his own late wife and daughter, who tragically died in a car accident.
When the daughter is kidnapped due to her father's debt with the Russian Mafia, the protagonist, played by Jason Statham, feels compelled to rescue her. Throughout the course of the rescue mission, it is revealed that he has a past affiliation with the CIA, and the truth about his wife and daughter's demise is unveiled - they actually died from laughter while watching Rich Vos perform at the Lark Street Tavern, in Albany, New York.
Let me guess:
The story revolves around a quiet, enigmatic man who forms a close bond with his neighbor, a divorced woman and her daughter. This connection is reminiscent of his own late wife and daughter, who tragically died in a car accident.
When the daughter is kidnapped due to her father's debt with the Russian Mafia, the protagonist, played by Jason Statham, feels compelled to rescue her. Throughout the course of the rescue mission, it is revealed that he has a past affiliation with the CIA, and the truth about his wife and daughter's demise is unveiled - they actually died from laughter while watching Rich Vos perform at the Lark Street Tavern, in Albany, New York.
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Faaaawk you really had me goin there
Kind of. Stathan plays a beekeeper that forms a close bond with an old lady who commits suicide after she gets scammed out of all her money. So he goes on a revenge tour, the money trail takes him to the white house. At one point an FBI agent, daughter of suicide lady, talks to an arson survivor, she doesn't know he's a bad guy, and says "nice shirt, did you get that off of a corpse, you dogfucker?".
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I'm a suckered for a Jason Statham movie
Wrath of Man was pretty entertaining and kept me guessing. Scott Eastwood was basically an evil version of all his dad's characters
A bald white man gets mistaken for a skinhead and finds out that bees are the only thing Jews don't control.
10/10 would watch again!
10/10 would watch again!
I could watch him just tell people to fuck off for 2 hours. They're mindless movies where he's indestructible and can kill anyone.
It was better than that piece of shit no laughing at Beverley hills cop movie I watched the night before. Oh axel went out for smokes and never came back? Let's make a movie about it.
@Nigger John is doing a movie for amazon studios called "The JizzKeeper"......because of all the HOT FAWKIN CUM HE'S HOLDING ON TOO
You're the BenisKeeper (you keep a benis lodged in your ass 24/7)
