Haven't had any since I got a bidet to be honest witchya
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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WWAW skidmarks in your undies?
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Lots of doodie conversation lately. WWAW shaving your butt hairs to make the wiping easier
I noticed I get way more swamp ass if I shave my butt hairs.
this isn’t actually doody related but does anyone ever get like a tangled dreadlocked knot of asshair that you have to snip out with scissors? Hurts like a bitch too. How do I fix this I tried writing Dear Abby for advice but she keeps fawkin ignoring me
Comb your asshair brotherman.
I do get them once in while and have to pull out the scissors. I can't imagine how hilarious I look snipping tangles from my undercarriage.
Bad idea brothaman plus it feels weird and prickly when it’s growing back. That hair is there for a reason just use baby wipes
I don't like em
fucking with your whole ecosystem, spitting in god’s eye even
I call them racing stripes. Makes me feel like an athlete.
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Fawk you’re right. Never again
Nah, I keep a clean house back there. You could eat maple walnut ice cream from my asshole. Not "you", specifically, but hypothetically.
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Get a bidet and black boxers
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Took a nasty dump yesterday so I hopped in the shower right after, knowing it was going to take 10+ wipes.
Gave it a good old rub and scrub, hour later fucking dingle berry. What a loser.
WWAWD Dingleberrys? Do you pull them off and all the hairs they're stuck on with it? Real irritating being in public and feeling one of those tickling your anus.
Gave it a good old rub and scrub, hour later fucking dingle berry. What a loser.
WWAWD Dingleberrys? Do you pull them off and all the hairs they're stuck on with it? Real irritating being in public and feeling one of those tickling your anus.