WWAW shitting yourself

[Turk February]

Let's say you're a 33 year old man, recently several months sober, and you just unexpectedly shit yourself in a mom and pop submarine sandwich parking lot. Is this a medical issue or a lifestyle choice? Should you address this problem with a professional, or own it? Thoughts?

 

[HH Brother]

I'm so sorry Turk about the ass cancer, funster.

 

[Stealthygeekfan]

Let's say you're a 33 year old man, recently several months sober, and you just unexpectedly shit yourself in a mom and pop submarine sandwich parking lot. Is this a medical issue or a lifestyle choice? Should you address this problem with a professional, or own it? Thoughts?

Some female porn stars have this issue after taking nigger dick up their ass daily for a few years.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

“Big dicks in your ass are bad for your health.” Joey Diaz.
Probably the only true thing he has ever said

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've shit my pants once in my adult life. I was sick with something and I had to go walk my mom's dogs. I lived in walking distance so I just walked over. About halfway there I got that gurgle in my stomach and instantly, urgently had to shit. I held it for as long as I could and then when the house was visible I went to run the rest of the way and as soon as I took a big stride I just took an entire runny shit in my pants. It's a disgusting feeling and a disgusting cleanup. No one saw, but there was an intense feeling of shame that went with it too. It was winter and I had to walk the rest of the way down the road with warm poop running down the back of my legs.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Do you mean sharting a marble, or like full blown shitting an entire load in your pants?

 

[Turk February]

Do you mean sharting a marble, or like full blown shitting an entire load in your pants?

oh, no, if this was a common shart I wouldn't be sharing my intimate story of overcoming personal shortcoming and survival. This was a full shit in my pants I simply could not hold back, and 15 minute walk home that followed.

 

[LingerLonger]

I held it for as long as I could and then when the house was visible I went to run the rest of the way and as soon as I took a big stride I just took an entire runny shit in my pants.

I had the same thing happen to me. I was sick as hell but I was the boss at work so I had to go in and fix something. I knew on the drive to my business that my stomach was gurgling. I opened up the locked doors to let some people in, shimmied my way to my car, then proceeded to mudslide shit out of my pants onto my car seat like a retard.

Tossed the clothes into the garbage. Vigorously scrubbed the car seat as well. Entire drive home I had the window open despite being like -50°f with the wind coming into the car.

If you want some O&A shitting your pants stories. Plus Lady Di shit herself multiple times during her internship week.

 

[Turk February]

I had the same thing happen to me. I was sick as hell but I was the boss at work so I had to go in and fix something. I knew on the drive to my business that my stomach was gurgling. I opened up the locked doors to let some people in, shimmied my way to my car, then proceeded to mudslide shit out of my pants onto my car seat like a retard.

Tossed the clothes into the garbage. Vigorously scrubbed the car seat as well. Entire drive home I had the window open despite being like -50°f with the wind coming into the car.

If you want some O&A shitting your pants stories. Plus Lady Di shit herself multiple times during her internship week.

Oh, well if its good enough for Lady Di, it's good enough for me. Guess my mind was just playing tricks on me, making me all concerned and shit.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I had the same thing happen to me. I was sick as hell but I was the boss at work so I had to go in and fix something. I knew on the drive to my business that my stomach was gurgling. I opened up the locked doors to let some people in, shimmied my way to my car, then proceeded to mudslide shit out of my pants onto my car seat like a retard.

Tossed the clothes into the garbage. Vigorously scrubbed the car seat as well. Entire drive home I had the window open despite being like -50°f with the wind coming into the car.

If you want some O&A shitting your pants stories. Plus Lady Di shit herself multiple times during her internship week.

Man, this is why OnA was the best thing on the radio. Fawk I miss this brothamen

 

[Imager]

Nothing like you guys' stories, but I've been sick before, lying in bed, and thought I had to fart, so I farted.

Except I didn't fart.

My faith was challenged that day. Up to that point in my life, every time I thought I had to fart, the fart came out as expected. Now, I have no faith. Every time I fart, it's literally a gamble.

I'm still shaken to my core.

I visited NYC once and ate some bad eggs for dinner and had to run off the subway and run towards a building with a bathroom and knew I wasn't going to make it so I shit in the snow in central park behind some bushes. No one saw, because it was like 9pm in January. Got enough out of my system to make it to an apple store and finish the rest. Good times.

 

[guest]

Nothing like you guys' stories, but I've been sick before, lying in bed, and thought I had to fart, so I farted.

Except I didn't fart.

My faith was challenged that day. Up to that point in my life, every time I thought I had to fart, the fart came out as expected. Now, I have no faith. Every time I fart, it's literally a gamble.

I'm still shaken to my core.

I visited NYC once and ate some bad eggs for dinner and had to run off the subway and run towards a building with a bathroom and knew I wasn't going to make it so I shit in the snow in central park behind some bushes. No one saw, because it was like 9pm in January. Got enough out of my system to make it to an apple store and finish the rest. Good times.

@JerZBorn

He ate eggs for dinner

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

I've never shat myself, but I read through this thread about 2 hours ago and since then had one of the closest calls of my life. Gas pains turned into sudden fecal urgency, which will probably turn into sleepless nights. My balls still hurt just from sympathy pains to my abdomen.

 

[Turk February]

which will probably turn into sleepless nights.

Only hope and pray that you will see
I'm alone without you girl, come on baby, stay with me

 

[Nana Cumia]

This is my favorite. He wanted to tell someone so bad.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

At about your age ibwas walking home from the bar. I felt a shit coming so i rushed getting home. Across the street from my house i shit down the back of my lege. Tossed my clothes and took a shower an only talked about it anonymously here.

 

[aRTie02150]

I diarrhead myself after stepping off a bus once. I had farted about 3 minutes prior and seen the bus driver staring at me angrily when it started to smell.

Got off the bus, the stop of which was on the other side of a parking lot I lived next to, I jogged about 5 feet and diarrhead myself

 

[guest]

“Big dicks in your ass are bad for your health.” Joey Diaz.
Probably the only true thing he has ever said

And even then he had to steal that from an Ice Cube song.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

The problem with that, sweetie, is we all ready figured that out.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

And even then he had to steal that from an Ice Cube song

Yeah you’re right, he’s the hack of hacks