WWAW Screaming in pain when you shit?

[BoringFaggot]

Is that normal?

 

[Consensual Rapist]

If you’re spraying bloody out of your asshole like a garden hose, you’re okay. Take it from me, I faked being a doctor.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I scream when things go inside.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Eat some fiber supplements or more vegetables. That’s probably normal in today’s world though.

 

[BoringFaggot]

Mostly after I wake up, my insides hurt when I'm sitting on the toilet.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

I’ve had an uber itchy asshole for about a month now. I dig in and scratch it through my pants about 4-5 times a day resulting in my anus becoming swollen and red raw.

Fucking hurts when i take a dump now.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Dehydration makes everything worse, so get that sorted out first. Increase intake of water and fiber, reduce intake of alcohol, processed sugar and salt, caffeine and other stimulants.

I’ve had an uber itchy asshole for about a month now. I dig in and scratch it through my pants about 4-5 times a day resulting in my anus becoming swollen and red raw.

Fucking hurts when i take a dump now.

Sounds like you got hemorrhoids. Raw deal. Same advice, but ask your doc for a topical anesthetic to numb the fiery itches and give your poor anus and scratching finger a break.

 

[DMAN]

Dehydration makes everything worse, so get that sorted out first. Increase intake of water and fiber, reduce intake of alcohol, processed sugar and salt, caffeine and other stimulants.

Sounds like you got hemorrhoids. Raw deal. Same advice, but ask your doc for a topical anesthetic to numb the fiery itches and give your poor anus and scratching finger a break.

Fluuuuid

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

My asshole smells really really bad but it still shits pretty good.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Yeah, eat more fiber but don't get nuts (hurr hurr) with it either otherwise you'll loop back to the other side and get those rock hard logs that'll just leave your already troubled ass further in tatters.

Life's all about finding a balance and your lil hineyhole is no different.

 

[guest]

Dehydration makes everything worse, so get that sorted out first. Increase intake of water and fiber, reduce intake of alcohol, processed sugar and salt, caffeine and other stimulants.

Sounds like you got hemorrhoids. Raw deal. Same advice, but ask your doc for a topical anesthetic to numb the fiery itches and give your poor anus and scratching finger a break.

Alright Doctor LT, I have a question for you. What if you don't want to cut down on the alcohol and caffeine? Are you just doomed to be dehydrated no matter how much water and electrolytes you take in? Obviously the worse hangovers are when I don't drink water like a dumbass but I'm wondering if there's any way around that. I'll take my answer off air.

 

[Not bad]

Alright Doctor LT, I have a question for you. What if you don't want to cut down on the alcohol and caffeine? Are you just doomed to be dehydrated no matter how much water and electrolytes you take in? Obviously the worse hangovers are when I don't drink water like a dumbass but I'm wondering if there's any way around that. I'll take my answer off air.

Just buy oat meal with fiber and you'll be ok.

 

[Cuphead]

You should see a doctor

 

[DominusOdium]

I’ve had an uber itchy asshole for about a month now. I dig in and scratch it through my pants about 4-5 times a day resulting in my anus becoming swollen and red raw.

Fucking hurts when i take a dump now.

Might be a parasite dude. The eggs linger around your asshole and itch. Probably wouldn't hurt to take a dewormer.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Alright Doctor LT, I have a question for you. What if you don't want to cut down on the alcohol and caffeine? Are you just doomed to be dehydrated no matter how much water and electrolytes you take in?

Not knowing your stats and situation, my guess is "yeah, probably" ask a qualified doctor or nutritionist for a better answer.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Might be a parasite dude. The eggs linger around your asshole and itch. Probably wouldn't hurt to take a dewormer.

Nah, it isn't pinworms or anything like that. I have been checking my ass in the early morning and checking my fawkin dumps for any worm activity.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I’ve had an uber itchy asshole for about a month now. I dig in and scratch it through my pants about 4-5 times a day resulting in my anus becoming swollen and red raw.

Fucking hurts when i take a dump now.

Lotion your asshole

 

[MilwaukeeStrangler]

Lotion your asshole

He could try these. I bought them for my sore throat and they work great

 

[DMAN]

Here's a truly strange one. I've lately been doing this odd thing where if I'm taking a solid shit that is a bit... difficult.... I will literally clap my hands to deal with that constipated discomfort. Hold my hand, man. I don't know why but it actually helps. Imagine hearing someone clapping in the batroom Lol.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Here's a truly strange one. I've lately been doing this odd thing where if I'm taking a solid shit that is a bit... difficult.... I will literally clap my hands to deal with that constipated discomfort. Hold my hand, man. I don't know why but it actually helps. Imagine hearing someone clapping in the batroom Lol.

I either rock back and forth or I rub my belly or under my thighs, it somehow gets things moving