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If my wife ever leaves me or dies I kinda just wanna become a fat pig who gets drunk multiple times a week then rallies with McDonalds and vodka before work. Just yell at football on the TV and gas my house put eating entire tubs of hummusDuring football season you ever just spend the whole day ruizing? Been eating good app style food and cooking all day. Probably going to wake up tomorrow and not see my dick
That’ll probably happen if she ever sees your post history here.If my wife ever leaves me or dies I kinda just wanna become a fat pig who gets drunk multiple times a week then rallies with McDonalds and vodka before work. Just yell at football on the TV and gas my house put eating entire tubs of hummus
A friend of my grandfather's wife died then the dude got diagnosed with cancer. He said fuck it, sold everything he owned and moved to a hotel suite in Las Vegas where he spent the rest of his short life gambling and using prostitutes.If my wife ever leaves me or dies I kinda just wanna become a fat pig who gets drunk multiple times a week then rallies with McDonalds and vodka before work. Just yell at football on the TV and gas my house put eating entire tubs of hummus
I kind of want to do that now.A friend of my grandfather's wife died then the dude got diagnosed with cancer. He said fuck it, sold everything he owned and moved to a hotel suite in Las Vegas where he spent the rest of his short life gambling and using prostitutes.
If I get cancer I'll do the sameA friend of my grandfather's wife died then the dude got diagnosed with cancer. He said fuck it, sold everything he owned and moved to a hotel suite in Las Vegas where he spent the rest of his short life gambling and using prostitutes.
The irony when they cure your cancer and you're brokeIf I get cancer I'll do the same
He might've been annoying at times, but respect to the dude for living life the way he wanted.I think about Carl every so often.
He seemed like a good guy.
You need fat annoying spics in life. It's what makes the earth spin.He might've been annoying at times, but respect to the dude for living life the way he wanted.
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