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WWAW pulling muscles?

Uncle Floyd

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Rounded third and felt a pop in my calf. Hopped across home plate, but was mostly done for the rest of the game.

You try to be fit, try to stay active, but your body won't let you. It's like it wants to grow old and fat and die on the couch by the time you're 55.

My body really motherfucked me.
 

Uncle Floyd

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Have pulled my muscle in 20 minutes now

#retaining

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That's one muscle I won't pull.
 

RedHeadpw2

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Rounded third and felt a pop in my calf. Hopped across home plate, but was mostly done for the rest of the game.

You try to be fit, try to stay active, but your body won't let you. It's like it wants to grow old and fat and die on the couch by the time you're 55.

My body really motherfucked me.
That's what you get for not wearing a diaper. It would've soothed that calf, increased your confidence, balance,.. everything really.
 

Jen_Tomlinson

Everyone’s alt
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Rounded third and felt a pop in my calf. Hopped across home plate, but was mostly done for the rest of the game.

You try to be fit, try to stay active, but your body won't let you. It's like it wants to grow old and fat and die on the couch by the time you're 55.

My body really motherfucked me.
Lucky it wasn’t an Achilles
 

Robert's Gift to Patty

Rick blamed Nikkki at first...
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I pulled/tore some dumb, gay muscle in my forearm last week. Super minor but it's annoying as shit. I have noticed as I get older that my calves cramp more. Need to stop being a silly boy and hydrate more regularly. I also started drinking some pedialyte every couple of days during the summer. Seems to help.
 

Riccardo Bosi

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About twice a year I'll sleep funny and I'll wake up to some pulled muscle in my neck, and I can't turn it properly for two days.

I once cut so much thick mesh (for concreting) with bolt cutters in one go, and near the end I could definitely feel sharp pains where it's signaling, "you're going to get an umbilical hernia you dumb cunt, take it easy".
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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I pulled/tore some dumb, gay muscle in my forearm last week. Super minor but it's annoying as shit. I have noticed as I get older that my calves cramp more. Need to stop being a silly boy and hydrate more regularly. I also started drinking some pedialyte every couple of days during the summer. Seems to help.
Liquid IV is another good source of electrolytes.
 
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