You've finished pissing into the sink at work so you give your dick a few shakes thinking you're all done. Then you get back to your desk and when you sit down your prick decides to squirt out a bit of pee so that you now have a small piss stain on your trousers. Assuming it's not a symptom of urine cancer or some shit, can you help a brotherman out?
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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WWAW Post Micturition Dribble (PMD) or after dribble?
- Thread starter Brenton Torrent
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The curse of having a huge cock that holds a few extra drops. The fellas w the little peters don't know the shame.
Lifelong problem brotherman. No solution. Just gotta accept smelling like piss.
Push on your taint while you piss
I'll push on your taint while you piss.
Leave it alone sniff
I have a very leaky dick. My valve that switches between the cum and piss pipe is getting fawkin abused
Can't tell if you're actually looking for practical answers but either a) wait for it to dry or b) spill a little actual water on yourself so no one in their right mind would ever think it was piss. Maybe add some dribbles down towards the bottom of the pants as if you were sitting when you spilled something.
If you're not circumcised you can ball up a square of toilet paper and store it in your foreskin to soak up the excess. Dispose of said paper later on after all piss has come out.
When i worked in an office I used to have the cubicle that was literally 8 feet away from both bathroom doors.
Also, i autistically positioned my desk so that I'd have a direct view out of my cube towards those doors to see anyone coming in or out BUT that was only because it was the optimal positioning to keep any people walking by to see my screen and that I'm not actually working, a warranted precaution but i now see people may have assumed I was a pervert.
Anyways I noticed this happening to me.
I'd stand by the urinal and make sure I give my guy all the shakes it should take to get rid of what's left in my tubes, but when I sat down I'd see a lil dribblings on my pants almost every time.
Turns out I was just splattering it against the urinal and getting it on myself cause i was standing too close on the account of me not wanting anyone to see my lil pecker.
I solved this by sitting down to pee
Also, i autistically positioned my desk so that I'd have a direct view out of my cube towards those doors to see anyone coming in or out BUT that was only because it was the optimal positioning to keep any people walking by to see my screen and that I'm not actually working, a warranted precaution but i now see people may have assumed I was a pervert.
Anyways I noticed this happening to me.
I'd stand by the urinal and make sure I give my guy all the shakes it should take to get rid of what's left in my tubes, but when I sat down I'd see a lil dribblings on my pants almost every time.
Turns out I was just splattering it against the urinal and getting it on myself cause i was standing too close on the account of me not wanting anyone to see my lil pecker.
I solved this by sitting down to pee
I hear some arabs keep alabaster rocks in their pocket so they can wipe the drip off.
I overheard two drunks talking about this very thing, and one told the other to stand on his toes while pissing because it “changes the angle and gets everything out.”
I tried it and there may be something to it.
I tried it and there may be something to it.
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