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Wwaw Philly

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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Fuck off, your roads will still suck and your airport is garbage. The only positive is I can blow all the lights because the cops are busy dealing with a 17 person shooting at a funeral at 10am.

Also fuck you google for routing me though Camden on every trip. No I specifically chose the non nigger route that's 8 min longer for a reason

No offense @NortheastPhilly

Context. I fly into Philly once a month and it's a garbage city
 

Ronnie G

Looschen up folksch
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Might crank out a few more elite boxers before collapsing, but probably unsalvageable at this point.

*Bonus* I like their retro baseball logo:

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TorpidSloth

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There's a restaurant/bar in Philadelphia that serves prison food. Niggers go there to have ex-cons prepare flamin' hot cheeto and "meat stick" chi-chis for them, everything served on disposable black plastic plates.


Imagine Washington, Adams, Franklin, Hamilton etc being transported from signing the declaration of independence to today, wading through the drug-addicted zombies littering the Philly sidewalks to grab a spot of lunch at an establishment where the descendants of their slaves gather to celebrate the high calorie slop they concocted in their prison cells. What would they do?
 
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Imagine Washington, Adams, Franklin, Hamilton etc being transported from signing the declaration of independence to today, wading through the drug-addicted zombies littering the Philly sidewalks to grab a spot of lunch at an establishment where the descendants of their slaves gather to celebrate the high calorie slop they concocted in their prison cells. What would they do?
Just goes to show that you should never do anything nice for anyone.
 
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