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Never realized how much of a beating it took until I let it heal for a few days. Its pristine and spry
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If I wanted to I would but Ive weirdly just not felt like it. Maybe Im just getting oldA bit of semen retention is good for your health.
Four days seems a bit excessive though?
I just had that happen. Fawkin weird and I’m not old (I’m about 10 years younger than Pig)You're still young, wait till you go more than a week without beating off and don't even realize it.
HH is right. Last time I went 2 weeks without cumming I aced my math examIt raises your test levels, funster.
That’s when the drop off starts.I just had that happen. Fawkin weird and I’m not old (I’m about 10 years younger than Pig)
congratulations on getting a 90 percentile score and blue balls, funster.HH is right. Last time I went 2 weeks without cumming I aced my math exam
I don’t jerk off more than once a week but if I don’t crank it before a date I bust in like 30 seconds.I'm pro giving my hog a rest but then my chick sits on it and I end up apologizing for busting too quick.
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