WWAW Noseratu and Trap?

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Ones a Robert Eggers movie so there will most likely be no niggers or mulattos etc, which is PFG but i personally found his movies to be a bit pretentious, arthouse and faggy. And Shyamalan is pretty much washed up but this looks mildly intriguing, however it will probably be gay.

Also i haven't watched any movies or western media since 2019 because it's fucking GAY!

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

There is also some gay A24 movie coming out soon, it stars Hugh Grant as some creep who abducts two Mormon women and makes them play eccentric games to survive or some shit in his weird Rube Goldbergesque house.

 

[Dog Eater]

There is not a single piece of original imagery in the Nosferatu trailer and I saw cgi cobblestones and rats.

As for M. night shamalamadingdong > not even once

 

[Dog Eater]

There is also some gay A24 movie coming out soon, it stars Hugh Grant as some creep who abducts two Mormon women and makes them play eccentric games to survive or some shit in his weird Rube Goldbergesque house.

Seems stupid, surely you’d just rape them?

 

[Professor Rape]

first trailer, tapped out 37 seconds. i dont even watch movies anymore but feel like i've seen that 10000000 times in the past 10 years. how?!?

second trailer, lady raven? is she related to mama raven or somethin? m night shamalan fucking sucks so much.

 

[IanCurtis]

Nothing beats the original or Herzog for me. Herzog's looks like a documentary, is genuinely creepy (that title montage is a puke-fest) and otherwordly. The only Eggers thing that looked vaguely interesting to me was The Lighthouse - haven't seen it though and I'd likely skip over his Nosferatu even it were on a streaming service - that trailer looks average and boring as fuck.

 

[PogromStallone]

Shyamalan's daughter jut put out a horror film, The Watchers. It was awful.

 

[GialloGlove]

Nothing beats the original or Herzog for me. Herzog's looks like a documentary, is genuinely creepy (that title montage is a puke-fest) and otherwordly. The only Eggers thing that looked vaguely interesting to me was The Lighthouse - haven't seen it though and I'd likely skip over his Nosferatu even it were on a streaming service - that trailer looks average and boring as fuck.

I thought I left a comment about this last night, but Herzog's was great. Kinski's "sequel" is not so good. The trailer for this new one looks like they were offended at the concept of watching the original and Herzog's first and see why they are loved. Let's do zippy fast vampire jump scares with choppy edition and vampires with unhinged jaws that roar at the camera.

 

[Chive Turkey]

All in wit da Nigel Eggers. Trailer looks a bit generic but that could just be Hollywood dumbing it down for the goys.

 

[BUBBLER]

WWAWD Shadow of the Vampire?

Hilarious Willem Dafoe is in another Nosferatu movie, nigga looks like a vampire