I remember them being pretty good for 2 dollars, but then my mom shamed me in college so I haven't bought any ever again
-
- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
-
Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators.
DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:
[email protected]
WWAW microwavable cheeseburgers from walmart?
- Thread starter soulbrotherman#1
- Start date
kill yourself
G
guest
Guest
Anything microwaved taste delicious!
Did she have an orgy with negros?
Only if you're lucky. I imagine the amount of salt will help facilitate a stroke after a while.
Used to have them a lot before I dedicated my body to being the best it can be. Put the buns in a toaster and a quick and lazy sandwich is yours.
I miss those easy eat any crap days
I miss those easy eat any crap days
Dystopian scifi hellscape game sends you to Detroit. It's like poetry.
My high school cafeteria had these cheeseburgers that were clearly microwaved and likely made of hamster meat or something. They tasted super weird but for some reason they were also fucking delicious and everyone loved them. There was a semi-retarded kid called the hamburglar who would go in and load his backpack full of cheeseburgers and just give them out to random people or whoever asked. I miss those burgers. I might just walk into the high school and try to buy one some time. Maybe sell a bag of dried up jade leaves to a kid and tell them it's shrooms.
my gas station has these in a fridge i usually get burritos but you know what i'm gonna venture out and try the cheeseburgers.
I gotta fawkin high school cafeteria story. One of the hottest girls in the school had a retarded brother, like from Something About Mary. One day I'm sitting there about to eat my pizza and he comes up to me and asks if he can have it. I was fawkin starvin', so I just said "No." All of a sudden this retard starts cryin' like I just said something terrible to him and people are starting to come over and asking questions. So I just ripped the crust off and handed it to him as a peace offering and he shut right the fuck up.
They're literally just a shitty version of dogs.
G
guest
Guest
nice microwave positivity, faggot.
I think it's a pretty good bit and I enjoy it.
Your mom is a real ass dude.
G
guest
Guest
[SIZE=26px]S O D I U M[/SIZE]
[SIZE=26px]O V E R D O S E[/SIZE]
[SIZE=26px]O V E R D O S E[/SIZE]
I tried those White Castle ones you can get in the frozen section. They were the wwwoooorrrrrsssst.
G
guest
Guest
Those fuckers taste NOTHING like the real deal
