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WWAW Los Angeles burning down?

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NoBacon

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It’s absolutely karma. Whatever is coming to the UK will be catastrophic.
 

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I’m watching U of M play basketball at UCLA right now and don’t see any fire.

My impression of southern California is that no one gives a shit if their house burns down anyway.
As a fellow Terp, you may be happy to hear that JJ Reddick had to be evacuated from his house. Here’s to it getting burned down!
 

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Minorities generally live in urban areas, densely populated without the vegetation. The fancy neighborhoods in the hills being burned down are mostly all whites and jews who don't want to live among the poors. I'm guessing insurance companies are already trying to figure out a way to not have to pay for this because it's multiple $10M+ mansions all getting burned right next to each other.

Anyway, let's go back to the subject that really matters: Pakistanis immigrating to the UK.
 

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I'm guessing insurance companies are already trying to figure out a way to not have to pay for this because it's multiple $10M+ mansions all getting burned right next to each other..

Seems that insurance companies long ago factored that into what they charge home owners in places like Malibu. These are people that are so wealthy they’ll rebuild in the same spot every few years.
 

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Seems that insurance companies long ago factored that into what they charge home owners in places like Malibu. These are people that are so wealthy they’ll rebuild in the same spot every few years.

There's already articles about State Farm cancelling policies in the area because the risk of a fire like this was too high. Still gotta afford those 10,000 Patrick Mahomes commercials during every NFL break.

 

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A large blonde 6'7" man was spotted pouring gasoline and starting a severe fire last night in Los Angeles County.

The arsonist was heard saying quote: "L.A. I've got just one question for you. Whatcha gonna do when Fire-Mania runs wild on you brother?"

A 911 call was played on the news, with the caller saying "This large man with 24" pythons and bleach blonde hair as thin as somen just set the forest ablaze! And he called me 'brother', 'dude', and 'Jack' all in the same sentence!"
 

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Seems that insurance companies long ago factored that into what they charge home owners in places like Malibu. These are people that are so wealthy they’ll rebuild in the same spot every few years.
Suzanne Somers' house in Malibu burned down a couple of decades ago, I remember her being interviewed about it. She tried to rebuild for a few years, but the California Coastal Commission kept wrapping her up in red tape, so she said fuck it, these people just don't want any construction.

I don't know if she was ever able to sell the land, who would buy beachfront property that can't be built upon? (Obviously, the government would buy it, for pennies on the dollar after they made it worthless.)

EDIT: Guess it was just a scam to force her to sell to a richer Jew. https://www.latimes.com/business/re...ion-home-rises-from-suzanne-somers-empty-land
 

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