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WWAW Jon Hamm and Flo from Progressive fucking?

johnnynoname

I have a face like a shovel
I was also gonna make a sarcastic reference to how a "Green Lantern" reboot without Tom Cruise playing "Hal Jordan" makes perfect sense but then I realized that DC might not even be a thing in 2 years time if they don't merge with NBC/Universal

Only Todd Mcfarlane can save them
 
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Queefer Sutherland

Fix me, Josh!
I was also gonna make a sarcastic reference to how a "Green Lantern" reboot without Tom Cruise playing "Hal Jordan" makes perfect sense but then I realized that DC might not even be a thing in 2 years time if they don't merge with NBC/Universal

Only Todd Mcfarlane can save them


DC is Warner Bros. They are owned by Discovery now.
 

McGowan6

What did you think today was going to be?
Jon Hamm is Pat's nightmare. A Midwestern jock in high school who was on all the sports teams and got all the girls. The guy practically killed some kid in a frat house hazing incident in college and he still gets to be Don Draper and rich and famous. And he's apparently packing a moose cock. Jon Hamm is living proof that life isn't fair. Losers like Fat think it's a game of black and white, good and evil, and the "goodies" will always triumph in the end. Big dicked asshole winners like Hamm remind them they don't, and for that he deserves respect.
 

soulbrotherman#1

Specifically a quarter retarded
Jon Hamm is Pat's nightmare. A Midwestern jock in high school who was on all the sports teams and got all the girls. The guy practically killed some kid in a frat house hazing incident in college and he still gets to be Don Draper and rich and famous. And he's apparently packing a moose cock. Jon Hamm is living proof that life isn't fair. Losers like Fat think it's a game of black and white, good and evil, and the "goodies" will always triumph in the end. Big dicked asshole winners like Hamm remind them they don't, and for that he deserves respect.
You respect fat cocks, got it
 

EraGodless

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Jon Hamm is Pat's nightmare. A Midwestern jock in high school who was on all the sports teams and got all the girls. The guy practically killed some kid in a frat house hazing incident in college and he still gets to be Don Draper and rich and famous. And he's apparently packing a moose cock. Jon Hamm is living proof that life isn't fair. Losers like Fat think it's a game of black and white, good and evil, and the "goodies" will always triumph in the end. Big dicked asshole winners like Hamm remind them they don't, and for that he deserves respect.
Pat is also a complete asshole. He could make up some of his physical shortcomings by having a good (or generally happy) personality. Instead, he's a miserable faggot Look who he got cucked by- a great big fat person who seemed like a good guy and knew how to have a good time, while Pat sulked in the corner. Judging by the Lappening pics, you would never know that Adrian was even friends with Patrick, much less married to him.
 
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Mitch Weaver

Replenish fish van
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Pat is also a complete asshole. He could make up some of his physical shortcomings by having a good (or generally happy) personality. Instead, he's a miserable faggot Look who he got cucked by- a great big fat person who seemed like a good guyvabd a good time, while Pat sulked in the corner. Judging by the Lappening pics, you would never know that Adrian was even friends with Patrick, much less married to him.
 
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