WWAW Grown Men Wearing Birkenstocks?

[DiarrheaDick]

Might as well be wearing a harness that allows you to strap another faggot on your back in such a way so their dick is fully inserted at all times while out walking about. I guess I get it with hippies to an extent (real hippies don't even wear shoes MAAAAAN), but I've seen two twig armed poodle walkers wearing these along with a mask just this week alone. The fuck is going on? I don't use social media anymore so I feel like I'm missing something that it's just okay to openly be a weak feminine type.

ANT! COMMENT?

 

[Heyfellas]

I don’t really think about what other fellas are wearing on their feet.

I just know not to wear my red wings in the house. The wife is a real battle-axe.

 

[guest]

Explain to the folks at home what a birckenstock is.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Explain to the folks at home what a birckenstock is.

Punchin' out.

Hey @admin how do you car crash yourself repeatedly?

 

[guest]

Punchin' out.

Hey @admin how do you car crash yourself repeatedly?

A shotgun with a toe trigger attachment will do the trick.

 

[RobertMewler]

You're an avid Vogue reader I see: https://www.vogue.com/article/men-in-birkenstocks-sandals-trend

j/k

Ewww, this faggot right here:

Rubinstein has certainly felt toe-shamed when he has worn Birkenstock sandals on the subway, but he remains adamant about a man’s right to embrace mandals. “New York is not really an open-toed city,” he says. “People are always like, ‘I shouldn’t have to look at another man’s toes on the subway.’ But whatever. I like the aspect of them being DGAF shoes.”