WWAW figuring out long time friends are just closet cases that want to blow you?

[Smeckler's Powder]

Do you cut them out when you finally realize? Do you keep going as if you don't know? Do you confront them about it? Would you have never found yourself in that situation because you already had super strong gaydar in 1st grade?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

“friends” as in this happened multiple times? I think your gaydar is broken haha.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

“friends” as in this happened multiple times? I think your gaydar is broken haha.

When you're kids you don't think about it a ton, and then someone being around for a long time has just always been there, so you don't think about it with them. Some dudes are not that flamey and/or date chicks in a real or beard sense.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Holy shit do I have some stories about this I’ll be back in an hour. But to give you advice, just let them be. Make sure to call them a faggot and gay. Fuck with them as much as possible. Cuz if they’re going to hide this hot ass secret from you they deserve ridicule.

 

[guest]

@Lucyfer did patreeky come out by spreading your paralyzed legs while you slept and woke you with his mouth?
Or did he put disk brakes in the spokes of your chair and force himself on you?

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I'm a regular at this bar and every time I go a different faggot tries to fuck me in the bathroom

I don't want to dox myself but it's cowboy themed (I love Western movies) in NYC

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I've mentioned before I have an estranged friend who trooned out. When my wife first met him she said he's gay and I thought she was wrong fast forward a few years and now he's a lesbian that's also dating another dude wearing a skirt.
I stalk him on Instagram and it's comical and sad. I don't want to reach out to him because of the horrific things I've said about gay people and trannies for the years that we were friends

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I'm a regular at a gay* bar

 

[UnPRePared]

When you're kids you don't think about it a ton, and then someone being around for a long time has just always been there, so you don't think about it with them. Some dudes are not that flamey and/or date chicks in a real or beard sense.

So you're who introduced Jimmy to "Monster Rain"?

 

[guest]

One of my friends came out as bi when we were in our early 20s and later claimed he wasn't and that he'd just been doing too much cocaine at the time. He was always the most successful dick slinger in our group - he's easily fucked a few hundred women - so it was a bit of a surprise when he told a few of us that he'd had sex with a dozen or so men as well. Then you think about it for a minute and it's not really a surprise at all. Weak to blame the coke though. I've done it a bunch myself and never felt the urge to suck a dick.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

I never had a friend come out to me. But I did have a good friend in my grade school years that basically ditched our friend group and started hanging out with these 2 track and field (twink sport) guys all the time. One of them lived on the same block as me growing up and he is now very very gay and so is the other one. I always had my suspicions even though he never came onto me or anything like that.. he was a very good looking dude (no homo) and he always had women throwing themselves at him in high school but he never took the bait. Then when he did finally date someone (beard) it was this ass ugly broad and I never saw them kiss or do anything other than hold hands. Pretty sure she’s a lesbian now too. FIGURES

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Do you cut them out when you finally realize? Do you keep going as if you don't know? Do you confront them about it? Would you have never found yourself in that situation because you already had super strong gaydar in 1st grade?

Did you pretend to be asleep in the tree fort?

 

[Dog Eater]

I worked with this guy who was the most obviously flaming faggot you’ve ever seen on your life. Just a natural born bottom. Super skinny with loads of body image issues and a gay voice. But everyone else who worked there insisted he was straight because he had a hot girlfriend.

Then like 2 years later after I’d left I was drinking with my friend an ex co-worker from there and he came over to pick something up. First thing I said was “Dude I when I first met you I was positive you were gay.” Well my friend went off his head yelling at me and raging about how I could dare say something like that.

2 months later he left his girlfriend, came out as a poofter and moved to the nearby trendy gay city with his new boyfriend. I give my friend shit about it to this day. Anyway I think I did him a favour by just saying it. I don’t like faggots but they should be honest with themselves.

Then when he did finally date someone (beard) it was this ass ugly broad and I never saw them kiss or do anything other than hold hands. Pretty sure she’s a lesbian now too.

My sister worked with a “couple” like this and I hate those fake sodomites so much that I’m getting angry just thinking about it.

 

[bantadant]

I worked with this guy who was the most obviously flaming faggot you’ve ever seen on your life. Just a natural born bottom. Super skinny with loads of body image issues and a gay voice. But everyone else who worked there insisted he was straight because he had a hot girlfriend.

Then like 2 years later after I’d left I was drinking with my friend an ex co-worker from there and he came over to pick something up. First thing I said was “Dude I when I first met you I was positive you were gay.” Well my friend went off his head yelling at me and raging about how I could dare say something like that.

2 months later he left his girlfriend, came out as a poofter and moved to the nearby trendy gay city with his new boyfriend. I give my friend shit about it to this day. Anyway I think I did him a favour by just saying it. I don’t like faggots but they should be honest with themselves.


My sister worked with a “couple” like this and I hate those fake sodomites so much that I’m getting angry just thinking about it.

I hate dudes that are obviously gay but can't admit it to themselves. Just suck a dick already and get on with your life, nigga

 

[guest]

I didn't hang out with faggots, so what do I know?

I did know one kid who's dad ran off with a 19 year old Brazilian boy to Provincetown. Pretty fucking funny tbpfhwy...I didn't know the kid well but apparently he's one of those other kinds of fags who goes to Straight Pride parades and shit...lol what a country

 

[Cartoon Redux]

I was friends with this guy I used to work with, we hung out all the time but he was always in the periphery of our friend group. He was pretty agreeable and easy to get along with so we liked having him around even though more often than not with all of the big personalities in our crew he sort of blended into the background. Anyways we're at a new year's eve party and he takes me aside one on one to show me his new car (pretty bad ass Z car tobehonestwitchya) and as I'm checking it out he tries to kiss me! Can you believe that shit?

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Why don't you just let him have a lil suck? You're friends right? Imagine if you were "friends" with some hot girl and one day she just let you fuck her tits to be nice. Pretty cool, huh?

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I was friends with this guy I used to work with, we hung out all the time but he was always in the periphery of our friend group. He was pretty agreeable and easy to get along with so we liked having him around even though more often than not with all of the big personalities in our crew he sort of blended into the background. Anyways we're at a new year's eve party and he takes me aside one on one to show me his new car (pretty bad ass Z car tobehonestwitchya) and as I'm checking it out he tries to kiss me! Can you believe that shit?

For these scenarios to occur you also have to give off real faggot vibes