I guess I'm a simple man with simple pleasures.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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WWAW fat people falling?
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Delightful
Nothing better.
I saw a fat kid on a bike get hit by a car once and it was literally the hardest I ever laughed. He was flying down the sidewalk and there was a car coming out of an alley just as he was riding past it. The guy honked before he even drove out of the alley but the fat kid didn't hear it because he had headphones in. He didn't hit him hard, but he got him right in the leg hard enough that he ate shit. The guy got out of the car and was like "HOLY FUCK! ARE YOU OKAY?" and the kid just fumbled to put his headphones back in and gave the guy like a "how are ya" head nod, got back on his bike and fucked off. Like it happens to him all the time. The guy stood there shocked for a minute and then noticed the bike cracked his bumper and he was like "Oh, NICE." I was just on the other side of the street with my buddy hunched over, unable to breathe laughing. The kid looked like Chris Griffin. Dopey fat kid with long blond hair.
This fat kid I went to school with decided to drink apple sauce right out of a glass jar as we were leaving his house. He put roller blades on and had a fairly steep driveway. So he’s chugging apple sauce as he starts rolling down the driveway but then hits a lip in the sidewalk and goes flying in the full Superman pose. The jar shatters in front of him and he landed in the broken glass as the momentum carried his fat body and he slides through it all. His arm was cut up to all hell and the cuts were all coated in apple sauce. He showed up at school the next day looking like his arm got caught in a lawn mower.
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This is a good one
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It’s funnier than seeing tough guys cry after being arrested.
They’re not known for their speed.
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That was magnificent. He just kinda gave up mid fall and accepted it.
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Gravity won again.
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Saw a fat woman in a burqa trip and fall in Saudi Arabia, it was kinda hot seeing her huge ass jiggle as she slammed onto the pavement.
When Muslim women from all over go to Mecca, can they dress like they do in London or do they have to robe up?
A Pakistani In my office who never wore hijab or anything went on hajj and came back all tricked out in the garb and coverings. Was kind of jarring for someone you'd seen in western attire every day to make that drastic change in her 40s
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You have to wear the "ihram" about 100 miles from Mecca (men clip hair, and white robes...women in plain hijab). There's these transit points/pit stops that the pilgrims change up from their civilian attires to Hajj attire.
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[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.hajinformation.com/main/e101.htm[/URL]
This sounds haram