WWAW da "a-listersssss" ruining movies?

[guest]

nick cage- raising arizona. turned it off after his stupid southern accent after his robbery

pacino- insomnia- made it half way through. we get it, he’s an old hardened cop. ..again.

and heat was just capeshit before there was capeshit.

dustin hoffman- midnight cowboy. jew as an italian. really

brad pitt-the snatch- oh he’s a fighter? again? this string bean that worm killer would absolutely destory anally?

day lewis- there will be blood— oh you’re an old timey- hard ass in the wild west? again?

cary grant- oh, youre, the suave, mysterious, rich womanizer on the run? again?

sandler- any movie- oh this goofy jew is getting the 10/10 .. again?

harrison ford, liam neeson, deniro, matt damon, bradlley cooper, ben affleck, tom hanks, etc, ruin every movie theyre in.

yea, tom hanks as a bosnian immigrant is so convincing.

then again, the average movie-viewer is rick

there’s only a few a-listers who can keep you in the movie

• christian bale (sometimes) , keitel, spacey, depp, walken, robin williams (see: one hour photo)

oh, ethan hawke should be euthanized


so heckin funny!

 

[Easily_Remembered]

It's because everything and everyone is a brand now, and it's "too risky" to play against type.

Harrison Ford was actually really good in The Mosquito Coast, but hasn't really challenged himself since then. He plays Harrison Ford in every movie, just like Ryan Reynolds plays Ryan Reynolds all the fucking time.

Mel might be the last A lister remaining who's still unafraid to challenge himself and take risks. Robert Downey Jr used to (The Singing Detective) until he got that Disney paycheck.

 

[DMAN]

Raising Arizona is one of the few movies he is tolerable in. You're not supposed to like him, jackass.

Tom Hanks playing the Colonel in the Elvis movie is absurd. Famous people getting roles they don't deserve is like the gym teachers son getting preferential treatment in every game. They should be embarrassed

 

[Monk]

Heat, capeshit? There Will Be Blood is a Wild West movie? What the fuck are you talking about? And the point of Mickey in Snatch is that he's a skinny pikey who you wouldn't expect to be able to kill someone with one punch. It's irony, you autist.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Is your name a reference to the movie Black Sheep? Outstanding post if so.

How do ya feel about Leslie Nielsen movies? Huge fawkin fan ova here.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

@WormKiller would ya? top/bottom? How important is the fungus?

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I feel like every movie starring Ben Affleck, I always think man this would be better if it wasnt Ben Affleck

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Try switching to decaf tomorrow.

 

[guest]

I feel like every movie starring Ben Affleck, I always think man this would be better if it wasnt Ben Affleck

I just see him as Ben Affleck no matter what role it is. I can't think of anything he was in where he was better than in Good Will Hunting and he was a supporting role. You could easily argue his brother brother is a better actor.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

You have worse movie opinions than Norton.

 

[UnPRePared]

From what I remember, Cary only played that kind of role less than a handful of times: Charade, North by Northwest, and MAYBE you could include To Catch A Thief.

Your better argument would be that Cary Grant played the same character in The Philadelphia Story, His Girl Friday, Indiscreet, The Awful Truth, Operation Petticoat, Holiday, The Bachelor and The Bobby-Soxer, even Sylvia Scarlet: the smart ass womanizer who charms everyone because he's Cary Grant, i.e. the personality type Robert Downey Jr. ripped off for himself.

Nice try with da hate though.

Sniff

 

[wbgreen]

Aflac was good in Gone Girl because he played a vain, unaware dumbass. Perfect for the role.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Aflac was good in Gone Girl because he played a vain, unaware dumbass. Perfect for the role.

he's one of those actors like dicaprio who is good in roles as unlikeable dickheads (wolf of wall st) because that's what he is.

 

[Meownaw]

Nic Cage is in like 3 good movies and that's one of them. Sorry you are so stupid, child.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I see you left out Tom Cruise.

We did just have a thread for him, but still. Jeez this place is gay huh?

 

[guest]

I see you left out Tom Cruise.

We did just have a thread for him, but still. Jeez this place is gay huh?

what do you want top gun, born on fourth of july, jerry mcguire, rain man, a few good man, mission impossible, all shit

wyzz imposter, post a valid argument or your opinion will be induced from the movies above and be consequentially thrown into a worst of comp.

now hush.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

what do you want top gun, born on fourth of july, jerry mcguire, rain man, a few good man, mission impossible, all shit

wyzz imposter, post a valid argument or your opinion will be induced from the movies above and be consequentially thrown into a worst of comp.

now hush.

He is no Wyzz imposter, he is a Wyzzsciple, Wyzz runs this forum so you better start respecting him.

 

[HatRemovalService]

you just listed anyone worth giving a fuck about and left out waterheads like Steve carrel who are truly shit

 

[cardwell]

Heat was a riff on JP Melville's Le deuxieme souffle

 

[guest]

you just listed anyone worth giving a fuck about and left out waterheads like Steve carrel who are truly shit

that's obvious, the rock, steve carrel, ryan reynolds, zac efron, jonah hill, james franco, will smith,

nigger why even mention them, theyre ass that was a given

im talking john goodman, nicholson, ben stiller, downey jr, forest whittaker, im convinced they all suck and jewlywood pushes them to see how much we can tolerate