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WWAW cracking your knuckles?

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I crack my kid over the head when he cracks his knuckles. I can't stand the sound. He also grabs his head and cracks his neck, which seems like a bad idea.
I have an ex who would crack her neck all the time. It was usually a loud crack too. It looked like she was trying to spin her fucking head all the way around the way she pushed on it. I'd be afraid of paralyzing myself or something. A chiropractor cracked my neck one time and the feeling made me want to punch the guy in the fucking face.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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The universal nigger reaction to being startled, but you only wanted to. They actually do it.
I had to let him do it to the other side right after. I am a nigger, as well as a niggard, but I can't beat a guy up for performing the service I paid him for. Unless it's a gay prostitute. Because if you beat them for trying to make you gay after, it's not really gay.
 
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