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Full frontal lobotomy scar is the obvious joke but he might have that (uglier) Luke Perry massive forehead stroke vein going on.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
It's true, he connected her vagina and asshole
And it disconnected her from the other asshole.
From one of his sibling piglets that bit him fighting over one of Mama Ravens teats
That’s his “Get Angry. Stay Angry.” vein that pops up like his Spidey-Sense whenever someone needs to be called a child on Twitter.
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Haha fuckin Papa Raven ribbed me so good
Holy shit. I wish i could give triple ribs to this gif. One of my favorite simpsons scenes. Look how he dents the fume hood!! Those things are stout.[
Like Gacy getting hit with the swing set.
Just a stretchmark from getting so goddamn fat
He was sitting at a bar minding his own business when a group of racist Republicans decided to catch Pat off guard. One of them took a beer bottle and shattered it right on the center of his forehead. Blood started gushing but Pat didnt even yell or react in any way. He just ate it like a champ. The group was frozen and their jaws were on the floor.
Pat took one last sip of his Miller Lite, let out an “ahhh” of refreshment, and proceeded to one by one throw each member of the group out of the bar by their belts and the scruff of their necks until their was a dogpile of dazed and confused nazis on the sidewalk out front.
An attractive nurse began franticly rendering aid to his forehead and asked if he was ok, to which Pat replied “All in a days work.”
The bartender cracked open a cold Lite beer and said “This ones on me”
Pat took one last sip of his Miller Lite, let out an “ahhh” of refreshment, and proceeded to one by one throw each member of the group out of the bar by their belts and the scruff of their necks until their was a dogpile of dazed and confused nazis on the sidewalk out front.
An attractive nurse began franticly rendering aid to his forehead and asked if he was ok, to which Pat replied “All in a days work.”
The bartender cracked open a cold Lite beer and said “This ones on me”