Sussudio? How embarrassing. At least my husband writes poetic lyrics that actually means something to millions of people worldwide.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Wtf is a Sussudio?
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It's a gold record
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Keep your uppity bitch on a leash, Ray!
Millions? Ray, it’s out of my place to tell you how to handle your woman. Don’t let her ruin your legacy by lying, brotherman.
Zamknij się, kurwa!
The opester is unstoppable
Lay off the Żubrówka, cunt.
I remember googling what it meant years ago and I guess Phil Collins was just using nonsense words as placeholder lyrics while writing the melody but when he started writing actual lyrics he couldn’t come up with anything that sounded better than sussudio so he just kept it.
Whatever you can say about the Man, he has some great music...
I was flying high on way too much AK-47 in a falafel place in Amsterdam when Sussudio came on the radio. To my drug-addled mind when Phil sang the chorus, I heard "su-su-su-su-sudio-dio-su-su-sudio-su-sudio-sudio-sudio-su..." like some aural hall of mirror nightmare I couldn't escape.
garbage
The only thing worse than Phil Collins in Genesis is Phil Collins solo. And the only thing worse than Phil Collins solo is Bryan Adams but that’s another story.
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Ray, muzzle that.
The early Genesis albums with Peter Gabrel on vocals (and Phil Collins on drums) are pfg to me.
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If that was my real, second, better wife Atalker, then we'd potentially have a problem.
Because I'd have to tell you to get back here, and then shut up.