Wrong number, my bad

[FezFuckedBabyLove]

found this on bert kreischers subreddit I think its called r/ the machine

BroJo:

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

By far my favorite Pat texter, no competition. Will you send him some used foil pics soon. Nigga is genuinely afraid of you

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

By far my favorite Pat texter, no competition.

"PPP LOAN CRAB LEGS" made me fawkin howl, Nikkki using ill-gotten monies to buy seafood for her gentleman callers is too good.

 

[BUBBLER]

Pats number showing up on bathroom stalls across America is a pretty good bit.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

I'm pretty sure this can be considered harassment.

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

Firm but fair.

 

[YourOldPalHoward]

return of the king

 

[AliceWorquer]

I'm pretty sure this can be considered harassment.

Maybe Patrick should sue him

 

[Coonskin]

Those reddit guys are fawkin ruthless

 

[Turry Fawks]

He might have a point here

 

[Petworth dude]

Quasi got paid...however, everything else this brave Redditor stated is factually true.

 

[HotAnus]

I enjoy this, but I'd like to see some folks pretend they really found his number and really steam his hams. I would do it, but I don't own a cell phone or computer or tablet or anything.

 

[Turry Fawks]

Piggy I've got your number
I'll fuck you from behind
Piggy don't change your number
566-9287

 

[1073waaf]

PPP loan crab legs got a nigga. Ribs hurtin’ today!

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Welcome home king. I'm gonna take the lack of foils and paraphernalia as a sign you're on the straight and narrow now. Either way be safe, youre here for a reason.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Most people would realize that if he has said this many hundreds of times and nobody has ever been arrested for it. That he would learn this comment is ineffective. At this point its just a cope comment where he has to lie to himself so he doesnt feel like he doesnt have control of the situation. Pat is all by himself in this. The police/courts are his enemy just as much as his trolls.

 

[damitjenkins20cars]

Quasi got paid...however, everything else this brave Redditor stated is factually true.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Is Rick reverting to forgotten memories? Weren't all his new copy pasts "many THOUSANDS" of times? And suddenly he's back to HUNDREDS?

 

[RickReternal]

Is Rick reverting to forgotten memories? Weren't all his new copy pasts "many THOUSANDS" of times? And suddenly he's back to HUNDREDS?

He knows it’s FFBL and so he’s personalizing it.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Most people would realize that if he has said this many hundreds of times and nobody has ever been arrested for it. That he would learn this comment is ineffective. At this point its just a cope comment where he has to lie to himself so he doesnt feel like he doesnt have control of the situation. Pat is all by himself in this. The police/courts are his enemy just as much as his trolls.

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When they do any find of them they're all dead and they know it!