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A newborn baby is suffering from a mysteriously medical disease and the only way to cure it is to suck Pat's dick until completion. You also have to swallow his load.
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would you suck pats dick to save a life?
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No. And here's why: If you let a Tomlinson know you're going to make that bargain once, it will never end. This is some sort of faggot comic book villain origin story where he starts putting people in danger or holding them hostage just to stick his faucet in my mouth. No, best to limit the damage now.
"In a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be, child? He's the exact opposite of a hero, and most times, they're attention whores, like you and me. I should've known way back when. You know why, Dan? Because of the cyberstalkers. They called me Mr. Fatass.
Now get sucking."
"In a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be, child? He's the exact opposite of a hero, and most times, they're attention whores, like you and me. I should've known way back when. You know why, Dan? Because of the cyberstalkers. They called me Mr. Fatass.
Now get sucking."
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Nah I'm good
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That baby could grow up to be a serial killer or something.
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Don't you have that little voice in your head that tells "No, don't do this!" when you were about to post this faggotry?
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Wouldnt do it to save my own. Rape followed by execution would be the mildest form of punishment I would deserve for that if I did it
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No.
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Nice perpetuating Pat’s narrative that the stalkers are lusting after his penis, stupid.
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He doesn't have a penis. That's why he's only had daughters.
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I think it's more telling that you're insecure about this being a narrative, so much so that you have a 2 year old tweet screenshot on hand for this very occasion
I'm thinking Petworth would suck Pat's faucet for free funsters
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Thats not where penises grow, child.
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what about 500 embryos?
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Penis Pat wins again folks