Would you rather have a normal job or not have to work (but you're required to converse with any troll who contacts you)?

[💩💩💩💩]

Seeing the pictures of fatt lounging in his shitty chairs with a cuppa made me think which monkey's paw choice I would choose. It's an easy choice if you work at a mcdonalds or something like that, but what if you're an actual somebody? It's a tough one man

 

[Dog Eater]

It’s not tough at all, the monotony of replying continually at all hours to people calling you fat and gay would be far more soul crushing than any job. Imagine what a sick fuck you’d have to be to actually do that, and do it for free.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I usually say enjoy prison, shitbird.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I'd just tell my trolls that they're correct and I agree that I'm a fawkin piece ah gahbage. And for the record that's probably the only thing that makes people fuck with pat is that he's a cunt's hair above a crackhead hobo maybe but he doesn't admit it even partially (and the whole SFWA pedo association thing). He thinks he's Queen Victoria but he lives near crackheads and drug dealers.

 

[Brooke Shields]

If you consider his constant and immediate responses to trolls as "work" then he honestly has to log more hours in a day than the majority of the people here

 

[Nick Gerlips]

At least a normal job you MAKE money instead of losing it by going Rick's route.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

For someone who brags about all the interesting jobs and work his parents did, Pig has zero work ethic.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Two questions:
1. Are my criminal atalkers as hilarious as the pest-funster coalition?
2. Can I reply any way I like?
If 'yes' to both, I'm all fawkin in. I'd get a second phone for keeping in touch with my family, get a PO box to receive prank packages, set up a youtube account for my atalkers to troll. Sure, there'd be times when I'd get tired of it, but overall sounds like a great deal.