Would you rather be Patrick ‘Pump & Dump’ Tomlinson or Jef ‘Keep & Creep’ Rouner’s child?

[Dog Eater]

Patrick Pros:

• Never have to see him
• Might find Josiah 5 funny one day

Jef Rouner Pros:

• He’s employed I guess

 

[Момент Силышенко]

Jef Rouner pro: you have had more sex than Patrick

 

[Dog Eater]

Jef Rouner pro: you have had more sex than Patrick

Patrick:
Wrong again child, I have ready access to my wife’s vagina.

Jef: Wrong again wife, I have ready access to my child’s..

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Annabelle, because I was parented properly.

 

[guest]

If I found out my parent sent my photo to a pedophile to cheer them up, I would literally kill them and then the pedophile. And I love my parents.

 

[The Greaseman]

Looking like Rick would be the worst part. I would have been honored to be raised by PCJ.

 

[Dawn’sHairyClit]

Anabelle escaped to freedom, whereas, this girl will not be so lucky.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I like how Jef barely make a token effort to cross out that swastika on his shirt. Since he’s no doubt a signee to the “Punch a Nazi” retardation, I hope he wears that badge out in public.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'd rather be Annabelle. My retard father would have nothing to do with me, I'd be raised by decent people, I'd be weird looking and annoying and therefore virtually unmolestable.

That Jef(f) creep shouldn't be allowed around children. He's another one where you can see that he's a sinister fuck right on his face. He doesnt have a face like a normal person and i couldnt even really describe what makes it so different. He just looks evil.

 

[BudDickman]

That Jef faggot simply looks evil. He can't even smile without looking like a creep.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

He doesnt have a face like a normal person and i couldnt even really describe what makes it so different. He just looks evil.

He has a certain je ne sais quoi, that’s for sure. His proportions and features are also very off — gigantic forehead, tiny face, soulless eyes, incel hair. We were made to detect predators like this.

 

[guest]

Looking like Rick would be the worst part. I would have been honored to be raised by PCJ.

Yeah that was my thought too. Even with the tragedy that is PCJ's passing way too soon, he was easily a way better father than Pat would ever have been.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

In case you wondered what this mangy greaseball looks like without his stupid ponytail. No matter how he wears his filthy hair, he looks like a child rapist.

He’s fat, too.