Would you rather a one night stand with a chick or a gaming night with the bros?

[NoBacon]

In my 20s I’d always pick the sex but I wouldn’t ever now. 5 mins of pleasure and hours of crap (spending time with a woman) versus hours of non stop enjoyment and shit talking, plus it’s so rare for everyone to have the free time to game at the same time now it’s an opportunity you can’t throw away.

In this question, assume the girl is at a minimum attractive, obviously you wouldn’t jump through any hoops for an ugly bitch as they are only last resort fucks in desperation.

 

[BUBBLER]

Both

 

[Agent Smith]

5 mins

 

[NoBacon]

Absolutely, I get what I want done, I don’t care about her.

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

Poon.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I don't play video games. Bros? That sounds very gay to me but what do I know. I guess I'd rather have sex and then read afterwards?

 

[NoBacon]

I don't play video games. Bros? That sounds very gay to me but what do I know. I guess I'd rather have sex and then read afterwards?

Replace it with something you actually like doing in your spare time with your friends, then.

Golfing or whatever the fuck.

 

[guest]

Replace it with something you actually like doing in your spare time with your friends, then.

Golfing or whatever the fuck.

Dude do you know where you are?
Replace golfing or gaming with getting shitfaced/high alone on a friday night and rewatching tough crowd clips on youtube well into your thirties.
Nobody here does anything. With anyone.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Dude do you know where you are?
Replace golfing or gaming with getting shitfaced/high alone on a friday night and rewatching tough crowd clips on youtube well into your thirties.
Nobody here does anything. With anyone.

ME: Thank you

And not true. I go golfing with my best friend @BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 all the time.

 

[guest]

And not true. I go golfing with my best friend @BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 all the time.

I imagine you’d get a little too high before and some paranoia and self consciousness would set in,
Where as calvin would pregame some bud light margaritas to calm the nerves of meeting an IRL off topicer,

You’d both be on a different level as he’d be drunk and annoying while you’re stoned,
His shitty smalltalk attempts
So do you have any regrets in life, ruth?

I’d rather golf with opie and handsome rob and have to suck them both off in the woods

 

[Dassabesso]

Does she have big naturals? I can't turn down a woman with big naturals.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

I would rather bust a nut than play video games with other men

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Dude do you know where you are?
Replace golfing or gaming with getting shitfaced/high alone on a friday night and rewatching tough crowd clips on youtube well into your thirties.
Nobody here does anything. With anyone.

That's exactly what I did friday and I have no regrets. I was going to go bowling tonight, but another night with my Col body pillow and plastic jug vodka sounds okay too.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

In my 20s I’d always pick the sex

Every other post on the forrems reminds me that I have never behaved like and never knew what it meant to be a human.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

MDMA, whiskey, Electric Six live, and cumming in her anal cavity gets my vote

 

[Cumtown Fags]

Congrats, I guess?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Dude do you know where you are?
Replace golfing or gaming with getting shitfaced/high alone on a friday night and rewatching tough crowd clips on youtube well into your thirties.
Nobody here does anything. With anyone.

Delete this....

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I imagine you’d get a little too high before and some paranoia and self consciousness would set in,
Where as calvin would pregame some bud light margaritas to calm the nerves of meeting an IRL off topicer,

You’d both be on a different level as he’d be drunk and annoying while you’re stoned,
His shitty smalltalk attempts
So do you have any regrets in life, ruth?

I’d rather golf with opie and handsome rob and have to suck them both off in the woods

I don’t appreciate being mocked when it’s both funny and accurate.

 

[NoBacon]

Congrats, I guess?

I’m a grubby looking man and I have a horrible personality, I’m not humble bragging about anything, it’s completely your fault if you idolise women and think you can’t get them.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

it’s completely your fault if you idolise women and think you can’t get them.

Don't people who can't get women do the opposite of idolise them?