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would you guys bone this freak

captain_kamala

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she's doing a panel on sex with Jeffe Kennedy she/her
i think she has nice boobies
 

SpaceEdge

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A Jewish woman who married a fat man, that now writes degenerate pornography about gay pirate orgies?

She's talking about frying chicken on the Sabbath and shit on her twitter, meanwhile she's kicking up dust in that old ass pussy thinking about Blackbeard railing a scurvy ridden twink.
 

Jenna

very demure very cutesy very mindful very modest
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The captain of the Prodigal Son has a reputation as the deadliest (and best dressed) pirate in the Caribbean, but Robert St. Armand's totally at sea when it comes to 'Marauding Mattie,' the daughter he never knew he had. How in the world can he deal with the littlest pirate, one who prefers knife-throwing to arithmetic lessons, and who'd rather be keelhauled than eat her beets? He needs help!
 
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i honestly think she has a nice body i thought you guys would be all over that
Brassieres aren’t built like they used to, they’re far better and can hide a world of hurt.

Also, spanks.

That bitch was probably 50 years old when that picture was taken, there’s about 1:1,000 chance she had a nice body under there. The middle school gym teacher haircut doesn’t help either.
 
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