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No one would ever know. But it'd have to be for a half-hour each day and the man showered once every couple days.
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Would you eat a 91-year-old man's ass for one full year for a billion dollars?
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You cant turn that down
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Yup. I'd quit my job.
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at first i had to hesitate with the fine print, but there are full years i already don't remember, so what's one year wasted on eating some old guys ass
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Going to use this for our silly wyr questions for work. Should go well
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Not even for 100 billion.
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What if it was a mentally ill twink like Sue Lightning? The poster not the tranny.
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Living life to the fullest.
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I'm not ruining my mouth so the government can profit off me. Also, my net worth should pass the million-mark next year, so I'm not so desperate for money. I'll retire in comfort, if cancer doesn't take me first.
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Not enough money in the world to make me do gay shit.
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Yeah but you listen to Eminem for free.
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First 5 or so albums are sick. I haven’t listened to him in years. Just OnA every day for me.
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I mean, how long's the dude actually gonna live? I'll probably only have to do it for five, six years. Easy money.
EDIT: I meant months! I'm not eating old man ass for years! I don't even eat my wife's ass anymore and she's less than half of 91.
EDIT: I meant months! I'm not eating old man ass for years! I don't even eat my wife's ass anymore and she's less than half of 91.
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No. Anytime I was about to enjoy my extravagant money I would remember myself sensually eating an old man's asshole while he trembled and moaned with pleasure.
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It's not Jerry Jones, is it?
I'd be laughing too much because the dumb cunt calls "Glory Days" "Gloryhole Days".
It is Jerry Jones, isn't it?
I'd be laughing too much because the dumb cunt calls "Glory Days" "Gloryhole Days".
It is Jerry Jones, isn't it?
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what if hyperinflation happens a week later & you have to burn the paper money for heat? then you'd feel like a silly goose
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Does it count if I'm consistently puking into his ass? Do I have to clean that up?
Also, I feel like after a year of that every day I'd be so broken and mentally scarred that I'd never be able to enjoy anything ever again. I honestly don't think it's worth it. I'm voting no.
Also, I feel like after a year of that every day I'd be so broken and mentally scarred that I'd never be able to enjoy anything ever again. I honestly don't think it's worth it. I'm voting no.
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Clean shaven 35 year old ass one time for a billion? Any time any place. For a billion dollars, I'll do it in front of an audience, I don't give a shit.