- Forum Clout
- 16,100
Lol
I would be surprised but it's funny to think about his dwindling shock jock reserves going to the Church
I would be surprised but it's funny to think about his dwindling shock jock reserves going to the Church
DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:
Good thing she maintains that teenage boy bodyOh, you gotta give them money. That's a huge part of the services. They give you envelopes you're supposed to fill, and you hand those in at the entrance, then they pass around the basket, and you toss money in. And everyone knows if you don't. She's easily giving them hundreds a month, at a minimum, and if she wants that priest's attention, more than that.
Every Saturday she hits the ATM and withdraws a stack of tens and twenties, so that envelope feels good and fat. And you can bet she makes a big show of dropping fifties or hundreds into the little wicker basket, so everyone sitting around her can see.Good thing she maintains that teenage boy body
One can hope.Every Saturday she hits the ATM and withdraws a stack of tens and twenties, so that envelope feels good and fat. And you can bet she makes a big show of dropping fifties or hundreds into the little wicker basket, so everyone sitting around her can see.
She has my PIN number?!?! HA HA HOLY SHIIITT!One can hope.
This forum is dedicated exclusively to parody, comedy, and satirical content. None of the statements, opinions, or depictions shared on this platform should be considered or treated as factual information under any circumstances. All content is intended for entertainment purposes only and should be regarded as fictional, exaggerated, or purely the result of personal opinions and creative expression.
Please be aware that this forum may feature discussions and content related to taboo, controversial, or potentially offensive subjects. The purpose of this content is not to incite harm but to engage in satire and explore the boundaries of humor. If you are sensitive to such subjects or are easily offended, we kindly advise that you leave the forum.
Any similarities to real people, events, or situations are either coincidental or based on real-life inspirations but used within the context of fair use satire. By accepting this disclaimer, you acknowledge and understand that the content found within this forum is strictly meant for parody, satire, and entertainment. You agree not to hold the forum, its administrators, moderators, or users responsible for any content that may be perceived as offensive or inappropriate. You enter and participate in this forum at your own risk, with full awareness that everything on this platform is purely comedic, satirical, or opinion-based, and should never be taken as factual information.
If any information or discussion on this platform triggers distressing emotions or thoughts, please leave immediately and consider seeking assistance.
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): Phone: 1-800-273-TALK (1-800-273-8255) Website: https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/