Worst Chip Jokes Not Done By Norton Thread

[Imager]

I had two Chip jokes for years that I never really got to use. These are terrible and you shouldn't read them. I just have to get them out of my system.

"Melatonin? What is Mel, a sinner or sumthin'?"

"Jim Norton's playing the Borgata this weekend, because he's a bore that's gotta try to sell tickets to degenerate gamblers. I don't know I'm just riffin."

I know I should be shot.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

You still can delete this thread.

 

[Imager]

I'll do you one better and delete my life.

 

[Imager]

At least I don't use props.

 

[FezzieAlwaysWins]

Is the Chip Podacast still a thing? No one has mentioned it in a long time.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

We don’t do baby noises here, and that also means baby noise threads, faggot.

 

[Chapel]

 

[Professor Rape]

Is the Chip Podacast still a thing? No one has mentioned it in a long time.

The chip podcast was just a way for him to try to find a life partner. Now that he has prince Alan, there is no need to do the show anymore.

 

[lilconnorpeterson]

Everyone thinks they do a good Chip but oddly enough nobody actually can.

 

[alkiefuck2]

When I still had Facebook, I shared a Cannibal Corpse song with this witty comment
"Ah, My favourite Christmas song!"
Lotta fawking likes, lotta likes..

 

[lowend73]

Any Chip joke, period. Was unfunny when he did it, and stinks just as much nowadays.

 

[Kinderman]

Some things are best left unsaid

 

[Imager]

Everyone thinks they do a good Chip but oddly enough nobody actually can.

There’s no such thing as a good Chip.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Daddy Like

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Sun Chips what are they super hot like the sun

Chip yumor

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Jim has said that his husband "killed" Chip. It was Jim's most "famous" character that he loved doing and the tranny was immediately like "Yeah, don't fucking do that. It's stupid." So he retired Chip.

 

[Voscabulary]

Jim has said that his husband "killed" Chip. It was Jim's most "famous" character that he loved doing and the tranny was immediately like "Yeah, don't fucking do that. It's stupid." So he retired Chip.

I like him even more now (not jim)

 

[Dusty Dan]

Jim has said that his husband "killed" Chip. It was Jim's most "famous" character that he loved doing and the tranny was immediately like "Yeah, don't fucking do that. It's stupid." So he retired Chip.

A bit hypocritical coming from a "woman" who's always in character

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

We don’t do baby noises here, and that also means baby noise threads, faggot.

Baby noises give Anthony the cumsies

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

I like him even more now (not jim)

Unironically the Viking actually has good timing and has ripped a few quick off-the-cuff lines On clips I have seen people post here. If she hadn’t become a tranny and instead channeled the need to pretend and be validated into comedy, he/she probably would have made it as Alan the Viking comedian. He was a fucking stud as a man too.