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What beeping? I don't be hearing nuffin'"Good afternoon, fam! Just hang tight while the tower prepares our parallel landing pattern for us!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
One problem is that the sensation of taking off causes their pussies to tingle for the next hour or more.
There's a lot of shithole countries where tiny planes are one of the widely used forms of transportation. Vast swathes of the Amazon and the Congo are as remote as Alaska, but with way more people, and far less qualified hardware and personnel. Dozens of Soviet-era rotor planes delivering booze and tampons to some mountain village on a weekly basis like fucking vans.How many American crashes and fatalities are from John Denver idiots flying small planes or rich people on charters?
We're the only country with people that can afford that retarded shit
Ribs to @Chapel for this gem.
The worst landing I can remember was in Chicago. The dyke pilot tells us after “that’s why they call it the Windy City, folks.” Is it?Ever see one of those windy landings where the plane rocks back and forth? Now imagine you're in that plane and a woman is flying. That's your answer
You're just against the race realism argument because you're a cripple and race realism is eugenics adjacent.i don't know about roastie, but if fns didn't have the ability, shouldn't we see a crash everyday in africa?
I just realised how stupid the race realism argument is.
Women can fly the airplanes just like the men can!
How many American crashes and fatalities are from John Denver idiots flying small planes or rich people on charters?
We're the only country with people that can afford that retarded shit
For nowYou are far more likely to die from a lightning strike than by commercial aircraft.
Have you seen most of them driving?Not trying to sound like a liberal cuck faggot, but why are we assuming women can't fly a plane? Isn't the autopilot used like 90% during a commercial flight? Or are we worried they'll crash the plane during the 10% the autopilot is off?
It might be pushed so hard because there seems to be a social stigma on female pilots. Just take a look at all the comments from that tweet from the incels with zero flight experience making fun of female pilots.
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