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Women BTFO

Sue Lightning

Faggot.
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DMAN

The Surgeon General of ONAForums.net
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The DMAN fell out of love with a woman due to her rotten stench permeating through her yoga pants. She was wearing clothing and The DMAN could still smell it. She was beautiful but not worth it unfortunately. The DMAN had to do what was right for the company.
 

Chive Turkey

Erock Army Deserter
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Lol the worst part is the husband, well done marrying a stinky PUUSAH :yfdytef:
I'm guessing it's a sudden recent thing cause no man is gonna tolerate stinkminge enough to put a ring on it only to complain years down the road. What was he expecting, that it's gonna get better over time?

Assuming she's not a liar whore liar whore about the exam then it must be dietary. Just like food and drink effect your piss and splooge, it's gotta do something to the ole sperm bank, what with it being its own fucking ecosystem and all.

I've heard the old story that beer makes the cunt reek but any time I've fucked a woman that's been drinking I'm always drunk myself so I've never bothered to verify.
 

Smeckler's Powder

Sweet powder eases the pain
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I was messing around with this one chick for a bit and noticed a few times in that her poon stank. I discovered on accident that mint scented condoms totally neutralized the stank. When I moved to Vegas my buddy gave me a ginormous bag of condoms and some were mint. After I realized this, I made sure to use the mint ones every time til I ran out. For awhile I would only fuck her mouth, til she got tired of only doing that, after-whence I dropped the bitch at the next block.
 

SoloJoeAcousticShow

Ain't it fun?
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I'm sure she'll get some sensible responses that don't lead to more division in her relationship and will include her POV while also acknowledging her shortcomings in the matter.

Oh nevermind, her boyfriend clearly communicated an issue that she and only she can resolve. It's over, Johnny. Get a lawyer.
 
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