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If I looked anything like Patrick I would avoid cameras like the plague.
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Original tweet.
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Pat is scared to go to Hooligans
You mean the guy that sold Pat fireworks? This reminds me of the time Pat won that truth-telling contest at the church carnival two towns over.
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Jesus Christ look at those people hes with at the bar. This is why I drink at home by myself
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He looks like the biggest retard here. Also really shows how starved he is for attention. EVERYONE LOOK AT ME I MADE FRIENDS THAT ILL NEVER TALK TO AGAIN! IM SO POPULAR!
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You can tell you weren’t trying to make it look real by the 20 likes.
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His hairline is worse than Mary 3 names. Also nice lazy eye, stupid.
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Nice Picasso face, stupid
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His face really bothers me.
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Nice fake emotions, stupid.
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He looks like the Chinese guy more than the white guy and that's purely from face fat/drinking. Maybe you should sober up.
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This nigga thinks any barfly he chats up at the bar is suddenly his “friend.” He’s such an autistic mess.
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He also believes the staff are his friends because it’s part of their job to interact and tolerate his shit.
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AND I WON!!!! EVERYBODY, I WON!!!
I'm guessing the winner gets no money, but has to buy the next round of drinks.
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Of course he had to add that, he just learned a new game and he’s already a MASTER at it because Pat is the worlds most perfect special boy. He’s just the best at everything and is always right and is defiantly not fat.
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Your edit is less embarrassing for him.
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Too bad he can't win at the one thing that counts which is lawsuits that cost him an arm and a leg
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I was wondering why he looks so bizarre and then I realized it's because even back then his face is so fat you can't see his ears.
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No child. My hair is full, thick, and plentiful. That is your delusion, stlaker.