Will rick’s ❤️ be able to handle a trump re-election?

[guest]

Prognosis:
-45 (middle aged boomer)
-high BP for decades
-alcoholic
-No exercise
-shit diet
-obese
-horrible sleep patterns (apnea likely)
-in 6 figure debt
-gets bullied everyday incessantly from across the world.

It doesn’t look good folks.
Trump is anti-thesis, everything he loathes, because he wants to be him SO BADLY.
-rich
-famous
-charming
-sex pest
-tons of social media followers
-adoring fans worldwide
And most of all, POWER.
In the end, Babú just wants to be a dictator.
You called me fat? Prison for life.

I think he’d rather receive the news that he has polyps on his kidney instead of hearing, “TRUMP HAS TAKEN FLORIDA” 6 months from now.

I say his can handle another 3-5 years max.
Im not a doctor but i did stay at a holid- …forget it.

Speculate, speculate

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Are those 3 bottles of vodka on the wine rack?

Could be wrong but it looks like Tito’s - I remember another photo and the trash can in the back was full of booze bottles. Recently I had thought he had switched to hard liquor due to costs (buying that much beer to be drunk multiple times a day really adds up)

 

[TorpidSloth]

Prognosis:
-45 (middle aged boomer)
-high BP for decades
-alcoholic
-No exercise
-shit diet
-obese
-horrible sleep patterns (apnea likely)
-in 6 figure debt
-gets bullied everyday incessantly from across the world.

It doesn’t look good folks.
Trump is anti-thesis, everything he loathes, because he wants to be him SO BADLY.
-rich
-famous
-charming
-sex pest
-tons of social media followers
-adoring fans worldwide
And most of all, POWER.
In the end, Babú just wants to be a dictator.
You called me fat? Prison for life.

I think he’d rather receive the news that he has polyps on his kidney instead of hearing, “TRUMP HAS TAKEN FLORIDA” 6 months from now.

I say his can handle another 3-5 years max.
Im not a doctor but i did stay at a holid- …forget it.

Speculate, speculate

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Yeah, that's not champagne, Poor Fat.

 

[Harry Powell]

I don’t know but I’ll be sure to vote a straight republican ticket to find out

 

[Dog Eater]

PROGNOSIS NEGATIVE

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Yeah, that's not champagne, Poor Fat.

Korbel is what bars give out for the midnight toast on NYE. It’s champagne for plastic cups.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

Nice rosé, actual tough guy

 

[RobertMewler]

Prognosis:
-45 (middle aged boomer)
-high BP for decades
-alcoholic
-No exercise
-shit diet
-obese
-horrible sleep patterns (apnea likely)
-in 6 figure debt
-gets bullied everyday incessantly from across the world.

It doesn’t look good folks.
Trump is anti-thesis, everything he loathes, because he wants to be him SO BADLY.
-rich
-famous
-charming
-sex pest
-tons of social media followers
-adoring fans worldwide
And most of all, POWER.
In the end, Babú just wants to be a dictator.
You called me fat? Prison for life.

I think he’d rather receive the news that he has polyps on his kidney instead of hearing, “TRUMP HAS TAKEN FLORIDA” 6 months from now.

I say his can handle another 3-5 years max.
Im not a doctor but i did stay at a holid- …forget it.

Speculate, speculate

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Nice wine bottle laying in direct sunlight, stupid.

 

[Antwan2]

It’d make for excellent firebrand fodder to feed to his cat lady constituency on da twitter

 

[Juschippinyababe]

I dont even think he will make it through the next term no matter who wins. Look at the damage we've done on him since Biden (his guy) got in. And it only gets worse for him from here after the state bends him and his cunt wife over for another 6 figure judgement debt

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Are those 3 bottles of vodka on the wine rack?
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Could be wrong but it looks like Tito’s - I remember another photo and the trash can in the back was full of booze bottles. Recently I had thought he had switched to hard liquor due to costs (buying that much beer to be drunk multiple times a day really adds up)

Boom - good snipe. Yes it appears to be 3 vodka bottles, a lone wine bottle, and 3 random glasses. Having such a bare wine rack but 3 identical bottles is probably a good indicator of alcoholism. I know I have a huge variety of liquors and wines and I barely touch the stuff.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

You can just look at his swollen head and see his drinking problem has gotten serious...id probably get smashed everyday too if i was 45 with no job, 6 figure debt, and a daughter who doesnt know i exsist

 

[TheNanaDook]

Korbel is what bars give out for the midnight toast on NYE. It’s champagne for plastic cups.

Exactly. It’s the stuff i mix with OJ to kill a hangover

 

[midwit]

Sorry help me out on the 6 figure debt. So he just, what? Took some type of loan out to pay Quasi?

 

[Steve Ramone]

Are those 3 bottles of vodka on the wine rack?
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Could be wrong but it looks like Tito’s - I remember another photo and the trash can in the back was full of booze bottles. Recently I had thought he had switched to hard liquor due to costs (buying that much beer to be drunk multiple times a day really adds up)

If that is vodka he's fucked, he'll be dead inside 5 years I bet.

 

[RobertMewler]

I dont even think he will make it through the next term no matter who wins. Look at the damage we've done on him since Biden (his guy) got in. And it only gets worse for him from here after the state bends him and his cunt wife over for another 6 figure judgement debt

We've done no damage on him at all, child. These are simply your delusions.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

We've done no damage on him at all, child. These are simply your delusions.

Man every accusation an admission with this fat guy. Narcicistic personality disorder really mother fucking him in that alcohol bloated head of his

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Boom - good snipe. Yes it appears to be 3 vodka bottles, a lone wine bottle, and 3 random glasses. Having such a bare wine rack but 3 identical bottles is probably a good indicator of alcoholism. I know I have a huge variety of liquors and wines and I barely touch the stuff.

Yeah it might not be Tito’s vodka but those are screw caps. I have close to a full bar of booze and rarely ever use then myself - it’s more of a “when people come over” thing.

These are two serious alcoholics - their wine rack is used for liquor bottles that are used often. Remember how Niki laughed about them being drunk on a weeknight? These two are serious lushes.

 

[cachorro]

If you watched futurama, he looks like when they made bender a human and he had no self control and ate and drank himself into obesity and death and was dead for half the episode but nobody realized it

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Now that quasi has been paid I wouldn't mind Pat dying.