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Will Patrick show up at his contempt hearing?

Pat contempt will he show up

  • Yes

    Votes: 6 7.6%
  • No

    Votes: 22 27.8%
  • Yes and also nigger

    Votes: 19 24.1%
  • No and also nigger

    Votes: 32 40.5%

  • Total voters
    79

DoctorSteveCarlisi

Butterknife recipient
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Translation: "Tell that unjust status quo judgechild that I'm not showing up and he can't make me pay Quasi. Actually, no. Wait! Please don't tell him I said that...Just say I have a headache."

Not only is he penniless but also spineless, with no actual moral code whatsoever.
 

Midian9876

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If he was smart, he would. Explain to the judge he had been drinking too much, started attending AA meetings, getting his life turned around and looking for steady employment to repay his debts. Apologize, and state he accepts the consequences of him being too proud or arrogant. Probably would avoid jail time if he took this route.

But he won’t, because he is an asshole. I can’t wait to see the book thrown at this cunt.
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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This time it wasn’t even a hard choice, man, genuinely. No. He’s not showing up. He will go to jail before he pays a cent. He doesn’t believe he morally or legally has to, and so he just doesn’t think he should pay and believes he can just do that. He didn’t show up to the debtors exam which is why we’re here in this in the first place. That already shows he’s willing to skip court hearings on the subject so why would this be any different seriously.
 

Dennis Denuto

It's the vibe
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This time it wasn’t even a hard choice, man, genuinely. No. He’s not showing up. He will go to jail before he pays a cent. He doesn’t believe he morally or legally has to, and so he just doesn’t think he shouldn’t pay and believes he can just do that. He didn’t show up to the debtors exam which is why we’re in this in the first place. That already shows he’s willing to skip court hearings on the subject so why would this be any different seriously.
He will be complaining to Tyrone about the incompetent judge child in jail
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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120,107
Not that I want to see anyone get hurt, I could see Pat barricading himself in his house if the police came to arrest him (assuming the judge approves that order). I don't know why but I just have a feeling to be perfectly honest witcha
“When trying to predict Pat's behaviour, choose the dumbest option and you'll still be wrong because he did something so stupid no rational person could even comprehend it.”
 
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