Will Patrick cry himself to sleep tonight?

[Cuphead]

The walls are closing in on Piggy. The lawsuit is days away from being tossed, he owes Quasi 24k, he has failed as an author and has no publishing deal, and even his own Twitter followers are beginning to see how much of lying psycho he really is.

Also he's fat.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Pat experiencing any despair about his situation would imply that he's capable of insight. (He's not).

He'll go to sleep tonight like he always does, blacking out from drinking while under his pink blanket on his piss couch, and he'll wake up tomorrow feeling like shit until he cracks the first beer open.

 

[Brooke Shields]

No he still has another week before he really has to get to planning his trip out west to kill Carol in a gay murder-suicide

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Depends on if he can black out from the booze before the tears come.

 

[RobertMewler]

The walls are closing in on Piggy. The lawsuit is days away from being tossed, he owes Quasi 24k, he has failed as an author and has no publishing deal, and even his own Twitter followers are beginning to see how much of lying psycho he really is.

Also he's fat.

No, child. They are not. No, child. It isn't. No child, he does not, he has not, and they are not.

No, child. He is not.

 

[guest]

No he still has another week before he really has to get to planning his trip out west to kill Carol in a gay murder-suicide

Over my dead body! Meaning Pat’s dead body. The suicide part I’m ok with.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

No he still has another week before he really has to get to planning his trip out west to kill Carol in a gay murder-suicide

It's bad enough having to kill yourself as the cops are closing in - now imagine having to do it and the gun tastes like poo

 

[UnwarrantedArrogance2]

No he’s about to start a new adventure. Reinvent himself. I just wonder what he’ll tackle next?

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Not cry but blubbers

 

[Mitch Weaver]

It's bad enough having to kill yourself as the cops are closing in - now imagine having to do it and the gun tastes like poo

Jesus Christ I’m having lunch ova here.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat has angry tears when he cries. He thinks he never does anything to provoke anything he deems a slight. He feels entitled and mad that he is getting cheated out being celebrity he thinks he is owed. He will never be happy.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

I don't get why you think You have any right to talk to me (wipes tears away)